PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT There’s been a riot in my biscuit tin!! A bandit called rocky, who is quite crackers, has hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, kidnapped a cookie and made a breakaway in a taxi! Police said rocky was last seen after eight in maryland drinking bourbon and hobnobbing with a ginger nut. Police add that there isn’t a crumb of evidence so the jammy dodger got away with it