Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[ronnybabes]

After reading about snipes, and plums, and jokes, and and and,

I'll have neat ice cold Gin please.

How are you all says he politely 🙂

[09charliegirl]

Have another G & T, Charlie :-x

Mwaaaaah

Another G&T Bill?

I don't mind if I do.....that swimming pool takes some cleaning y'know!:_| :^O

And have you seen that Boogie lately?

I can hear him occasionally ........haven't actually seen him!:|

Have another vodka Bill...:-x

we might see Boogie soon! :^O

xx

[09charliegirl]

Evening Ronny :-x

*such a nice polite Ronny!* :^O

I'm fine thanks ...how are you?

One neat ice cold gin....

I hope the olive is OK? 🙂

[ronnybabes]

Ice cold gin please Charlie, or Bill .... pretty please. :-x

[ronnybabes]

Oh thank you thank you thankyou, I came in here for a little natter...... 😄

[bill-xxx]

Another G&T Bill?

I don't mind if I do.....that swimming pool takes some cleaning y'know!

I just knew six wouldn't be enough, Charlie :^O

And have you seen that Boogie lately?

Not since you pulled the plug out of the pool. 😮

I can hear him occasionally ........haven't actually seen him!

That's fine, Charlie. I do understand. People who drink like a fish often see and hear things :^O

*pickled!* :^O

Have another vodka Bill...

Thank you, darling :-x

we might see Boogie soon!

Yes, when the tide comes in 😮 :^O Thankfully he can swim 😄

[rosieb69]

 a nice cup of tea please in a china cup  to get me started ......................;-)

[rosieb69]

 a nice cup of tea please in a china cup  to get me started ......................;-)

do you do an ULSTER FRY  just fancy one of them ......................;-)

[Anonymous]

Good morning guys :-x.

A quick coffee please. I only have a few minutes while my auntie, who came over from Holland for a few days, is having a shower.

[bill-xxx]

Morning Rosie 🙂

This is our best China ~ tea ain't bad either! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Good morning guys :-x.

A quick coffee please. I only have a few minutes while my auntie, who came over from Holland for a few days, is having a shower.

Morning Harry :-x

Anything for auntie?

[bill-xxx]

do you do an ULSTER FRY  just fancy one of them ......................;-)

I checked with Chef and he said okay 😄

[Anonymous]

Yep auntie will have a black coffee too. 🙂

Now I'm off to the shower. See you later guys. :-x

[bill-xxx]

One black coffee for auntie 🙂

*closes eyes and backs out of room* 😮

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Just in case I'm not around if Charlie pops in...:-)

[geographically*challenged]

I think ulster fry

and Full English Breakfst are similar

We do have fried egg rather than scrambled egg.

[geographically*challenged]

We have black pudding too.

[bill-xxx]

I think ulster fry

and Full English Breakfst are similar

We do have fried egg rather than scrambled egg.

I thought that too, Tim. Wasn't sure what to expect when I went into Google and asked the Chef for it 🙂

[tommy.irene]

My Boss said...I have to keep of the whisky

[tommy.irene]

I think ill stay sober