Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Are we closed today? 😉

No Caution ~ not closed.  I fell asleep in the pool 😮 😄

Are you still there or have you used the self-service option? 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Hi misanthropical ~ you can come out from behind the fence now 🙂

[misanthropical]

Is it OK if I stay behind the fence Bill, I have a long bendy straw?

It's just that Caution fellow, he's a bit scary.

[ronnybabes]

Just going for a soak in my large whirlpool jacuzzi type bath (I'm showing off here) can I have a bottle of bubbly to take with me please. 😄

I'll have it brought to me in a few minutes......

Aahhh!!!  ooh!, a little on the hot side.

aah! that's better.

[bill-xxx]

Is it OK if I stay behind the fence Bill, I have a long bendy straw?

It's just that Caution fellow, he's a bit scary.

Well I do think it would now be wise to stay there for a while because Caution is female :^O

But you made me laugh anyway! :^O I'll see what I can do about the 'long bendy straw'.

[bill-xxx]

Oops! Sorry Ronny! 😮

Good shot though! :^O That should make your eyes water! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Misanthropical, here's a long bendy one. 😮  Don't mind me asking though, but I've been in the pub business for quite a while and most customers prefer a drink with their straw. 😄

Just asking like...:-D

And do you have a shortened version of your ID I could use ~ that's if you don't mind...

[bill-xxx]

Is it OK if I stay behind the fence Bill, I have a long bendy straw?

It's just that Caution fellow, he's a bit scary.

I now note that your post states that you brought your own long bendy straw.

Do you want a long bendy drink to go with it?

[misanthropical]

Mis would be fine Bill.

I have an ice bucket too, so a little nip straight up, would be most welcome.

Now I know that Caution is female, that explains a lot. (I'm still scared though).

[bill-xxx]

Okay Mis ~ here's a huge little nip to go with your ice bucket and straw

No need to be scared of Caution though. She's quite safe ~ well until she's plastered that is :^O

It's the Bar Security Guard you have to watch out for! And it's her target practice today 😮

Enjoy your nip! 🙂

[ronnybabes]

Oops! Sorry Ronny! 😮

Good shot though! :^O That should make your eyes water! :^O

You didn't see where that flaming cork hit me.

Never mind. It got kissed  :-x  better.

😮  😮

🙂 😄 :-x

Mind you there's still a mark on my forehead. X-(

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Miz knows jolly well that I am female!

Cheeky wotsit! :^O

Just for that, he can buy me a drink.  Long, cool and turquoise please, Bill. 😉  Miz is paying.

[misanthropical]

Thanks for the drink Bill, much appreciated. I may pop back for a freshener if that's OK?

I feel a sudden urge to go & hide. :^O

*Waves to Caution* :-x

[bill-xxx]

Miz knows jolly well that I am female!

Cheeky wotsit! :^O

Just for that, he can buy me a drink.  Long, cool and turquoise please, Bill. 😉  Miz is paying.

Having me on, was she? I have made a note of that. Good thing she is still hiding! :^O

Long, cool and turquoise (with a tinge of red for effect)

*am artistic y'know* :^O

Anyway, Caution, how yer doin' ole fellah! 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

Thanks for the drink Bill, much appreciated. I may pop back for a freshener if that's OK?

I feel a sudden urge to go & hide. :^O

*Waves to Caution* :-x

Yep ~ you can pop back, Mis This time I will be hiding and waiting to pounce! 😮 😄

[misanthropical]

Sorry 'bout pulling your leg Bill, I will behave next time.

I do have to go now as a genteel voice is telling me dinner is nearly ready & if I don't get the table laid, I may suffer physicall harm (or words to that effect).

For those oop North, dinner is the meal eaten in the evening. ]:)

Now I've probably upset quite a few I really am gone for now.

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Having me on, was she?

You'd be wise not to embark on any flirting, Bill.  That Miz is not what you think.

Lovely drink.  Hope you charged that Miz it was a double.  😉

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Now I've probably upset quite a few I really am gone for now.

It ain't hard round here. 😉  See ya soon, Miz. :-x

[bill-xxx]

You'd be wise not to embark on any flirting, Bill.  That Miz is not what you think.

Lovely drink.  Hope you charged that Miz it was a double.  😉

Oh I get it. Miz is a geezer right? :^O

[jimbo1lee]

OI! Bill I'll tell ya wots miz-in! me pint of guinness,

sorry ( in a bad mood 'er indoors 'as "upset poor old Jimbo" ) :_| :_| :_|.

If ya believe that ya can knit fog. :^O