Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Wasn't it you who told me they would drink just about anything? And that Harry was always @@@@@@ as a newt? :^O
Our last remaining customers ~ and you're saying that^^about them! Tsk! :^O
At least the stock will get used up with you around ~ tanker tummy! 😮 :^O
Probably originates from the deepest wilds of Kent...inhabited by strange tribes I hear! :^O
I can be quite likeable you know ~ not at all strange. That would cost you extra anyway :O:^O
Well you've never asked to see my licence!
No, now I wonder why I haven't!
Because you want me :^O :^O
*she's passed out*
Have a Margarita ~ for shock
Ooh, my favourite...ta and thanks! 
Anytime, dar.. Charlie :-x
But isn't it time to call time, Bill!
Guess so, Charlie. @@@ Mondays! :^O
Night night, sleep tight Mwaaaaah
:^O ^^^
War & Peace ~ Volume 1 by Bill:^O
But isn't it time to call time, Bill!
Guess so, Charlie. @@@ Mondays!
Night night, sleep tight Mwaaaaah
Goodnight Bill, and sweet dreams :-x
*leaves me to clear up the place for the early shift~ again!*:^O
*leaves me to clear up the place for the early shift~ again!*
Yep! Get yer finger out then and get on with it! :O:^O
BFN :-x
'tis all go round here in the middle of the night, ain't it?
:^O
To me, a pacifist teetotaler, a magnum is an ice cream. I'll have a mint one thanks.
😉
Oh, and Sneezy will have a hanging basket. Pelargonium flavoured preferably.
'tis all go round here in the middle of the night, ain't it?
:^O
To me, a pacifist teetotaler, a magnum is an ice cream. I'll have a mint one thanks.
😉
Oh, and Sneezy will have a hanging basket. Pelargonium flavoured preferably.
It was 'all go', Caution. Charlie got out of hand and needed putting in her place. Didn't work though :^O
To me, a pacifist teetotaler, a magnum is an ice cream. I'll have a mint one thanks. 😉
A pi.. sorry,:O a pacifist teetolaler you say? Well I shall have to start putting a 'little something' into your coffee then, won't I? :^O
Oh, and Sneezy will have a hanging basket. Pelargonium flavoured preferably.
If Charlie sees this then Sneezy the Goat will be Lunchy the Roast! 😮 :^O
But I will not say anything ~ this time 😐
Orf to Find Boogie the Cat who's limelight has been thwarted somewhat by a Donkey and and Old Goat ~ and he ain't happy! :^O
Roast goat? 
Hmmm ... yes, I can see that catching on. One goat won't go far though. We need a herd. 
Had a very busy day, so something long and cool and relaxing when you have a moment.
A herd you say? This could turn into Bill & Charlie's Farm. :^O
I will arrange a board meeting to discuss it, Caution. Meanwhile here's something long and cool...and it'll knock you for six! it's a very relaxing drink...:|
Claymore Whiskey with two round ice balls DIY Kit :^O
ICE MAKER
Ronny...
Squares or balls ~ just press the relevant button 😄
Claymore Whiskey with two round ice balls DIY Kit :^O
ICE MAKER
Ronny...
Squares or balls ~ just press the relevant button 😄
Excellent. I hope they're the right size. I hope your balls aren't too small!! :^O :^O :^O
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