Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[tommy.irene]

At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”
Why?
“You’re so ugly tha...

[tommy.irene]

A man was sitting in a bar. He watched as a beautiful brunette walked in the door. She looked like she had been poured into her very tight pants.
Amazed, he walked up to her and said, "Lady, how in the world do you get into those tight pants of yours?"
"Well", she replied, "you can start by buying me a drink."

[bill-xxx]

Good morning Caution :-x

and good morning Tommy. 🙂

I guess nobody will know i'm here until they actually come in to find out for themselves.

The boards are still in a mess and....oh what's the use! :^O

[Anonymous]

Hi guys.:-x

How is everyone?

[bill-xxx]

He Harry :-x

I can't speak for everyone, but personally I'm thoroughly fed up with these boards and the continual mess they are in.

Now then ~ would you like a coffee?

[bill-xxx]

Here's one anyway ~ enjoy it, Harry. I'm going to get some sunshine.

See you later...

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Is that the coffee I ordered earlier this morning then, Bill?

😉

*drinks it quickly, before Harry gets back*

[bill-xxx]

Is that the coffee I ordered earlier this morning then, Bill?

😉

*drinks it quickly, before Harry gets back*

😮

It's the Phantom Coffee Tea Leaf!

?:| Work that one out! :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

😛

Don't wave any tea near me.  Can't abide the stuff.

[bill-xxx]

One warm milk for Mere...

This is the only sane thread on the RT 🙂

*I have to tell myself that* :^O

[rosieb69]

hi a large pint of guinness please to finish of this lovely hot day   ....................xxx

[09charliegirl]

Evening Rosie :-x

Welcome to the sane thread...:^O

Your pint..

It has been a lovely day...do hope it continues tomorrow!

[bill-xxx]

Hi  Charlie :-x

You have a message...

[09charliegirl]

Message received......have replied! :-x

[bill-xxx]

Thank you :-x

[rosieb69]

hi thanks charlie needed that  had a great day out at the armed forces day   it was lovely to see  family and friends and loved ones out    enjoying the day it was hot hot hot  and i hope hot tomorro ..............rosie x

[tommy.irene]

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

[jake*the*plumber]

Evening all, a frothing tankard of your very best please Bill and a bucket of water for the mule, it's been a hot day  🙂

[bill-xxx]

Here's your ale, Jake. 🙂

Hang on for the bucket of water for a mo.  Seem to be short on buckets tonight :^O

[bill-xxx]

Here you are ~ don't spill it 😄