A man was sitting in a bar. He watched as a beautiful brunette walked in the door. She looked like she had been poured into her very tight pants.
Amazed, he walked up to her and said, "Lady, how in the world do you get into those tight pants of yours?"
"Well", she replied, "you can start by buying me a drink."
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
