Bill & Charlie's Bar

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.


We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.


Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.


Come on in...:-D



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She'll enjoy reading back :^O



That's my problem ~ she never misses anything 😮





:^O

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So what excuse are you going to make up to explain to her :^O

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So what excuse are you going to make up to explain to her :^O



First, I will blame you. :^O Then when that doesn't work I will go through all the other posters alphabetically until she falls asleep...:-D


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Ok, I'll go with that one :^O

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Yogi & BooBoo's Bar :_|



Now Charlie will know who it is for sure X-(





:^O:^O

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Took ya long enough :^O:^O

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Took ya long enough :^O:^O



That's because I'm concentrating on other things ~ like packing my bags before she gets back :^O


But I will win her over with a bouquet of roses. 😄



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Don't forget the champagne and a wonderfully expensive meal :^O

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Hi Guys. :-x


Coffee for me please Bill. 🙂

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Hi Harry :-x



I've been playing with Bill all day, but he needs a new playpal :^O

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Don't forget the champagne and a wonderfully expensive meal :^O



:_|


Now you have done it! :_|


Charlie will expect TWO slices of toast now! :_|







:^O

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Hi Harry :-x


Sorry to have kept you waiting but I had a problem called 'Yvonne' :^O


One coffee for you...




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:^O:^O

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We will see who's laughing after Charlie's finished slapping me! X-(







:^O

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That's easy .... Charlie and Me!!!:^O:^O

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That's easy .... Charlie and Me!!!:^O:^O



:^O


I will turn on the charm and woo her. B-)


Hopefully before she smacks me one 😞




*goes orf to wooing classes* 🙂


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Bill please hang on bar wall................Sun Safety Tips......... When summer rolls around, everybody wants that perfect tan--but it's important to play it smart. ....Here are some tips for safe, sensible tanning: Block out harmful UV rays with giant magnifying glass Always sit at least 100 yards from sun When applying sunscreen, get children on the beach to help with those hard-to-reach spots UV rays can damage the corneas; don't forget to rub a good sunscreen into your eyes Risk of sunburn is especially high while swimming; strap on a thick lead suit before entering water Instead of using our sun, sunbathe using safer, more distant star like Beta-Sirius When tanning, always alternate who's on top Avoid harmful UV rays; live underground until your descendants evolve into eyeless, albino mole people Before going outside, check sun's strength by placing test baby in driveway for 1/2 hour Stabbings, while tanning or not, are very dangerous—avoid them For those raised in a red-sun environment, yellow sun may cause superpowers; use only for good Tanning is safest when done in short spurts; disrobe for just a couple of seconds every few blocks while walking through town Allow thick, protective melanoma to grow all over skin Avoid suntanning on inner planets like Mercury and Venus Coat body in "seagull-nip"; wait for protective coat of seagulls to cover body

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
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Sun....what sun...:_|

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I had just enough sun to get the garden finished...so I can look at it through the window...X-(

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Had no sun at all down here today, Harry. Cold and raining at the mo...:-(




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