Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[jake*the*plumber]

It's almost my bedtime, would someone care to pour me a nightcap B-)

[Anonymous]

I will...say when.....:-)

[bill-xxx]

Here Jake ~ coffee in case you'redriving. Have to look after our customers 😄

[suzieseaside]

I gotta go. I hurt my back moving a load of heavy boxes yesterday.:_|

May I have half a pint of rubbing alcohol please?

[Anonymous]

When are you going to learn Suze...:O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Suzie. Sorry to hear about your back. Here's something to rub on it...:-D

[jake*the*plumber]

An armagnac in a warmed glass please Bill, I'll have the coffee while I'm waiting.............I take it it's fresh ground Colombian B-)

[suzieseaside]

I guess never harry. I seem to be unable to ask for help. 😞

[suzieseaside]

Thanks bill :-x

That looks a bit sticky for rubbing - I think I'll drink it!

[jake*the*plumber]

I could give you a hand with the rubbing alcohol 😄

[Anonymous]

You should have asked Ron or Jake to give you a lift...B-)

[bill-xxx]

Thanks bill :-x

That looks a bit sticky for rubbing - I think I'll drink it!

Thought you might :^O

[suzieseaside]

:^O

And a Morphine on the Rocks please !

[jake*the*plumber]

*passes Weedy the last inch of a very very fine doobie to help with the bad back*

B-)

[bill-xxx]

I am not a doctor anymore, Suzie. I've hung up my stethoscope and retired. 😄

But if you care to pop behind the curtains...:O:^O

[jake*the*plumber]

If I call you Doc will I get that armagnac any faster? B-)

[Anonymous]

OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO Suze don't do it.....he never was a doctor...he was a vet...:O

[suzieseaside]

Don't worry harry - I'll take Jake's medicine rather than bill's examination 😮 

B-)

[Anonymous]

Good choice Suze. 😉

[jake*the*plumber]

Ah well, time for bed, more gardening tomorrow 😐

Bill didn't get back with that brandy...........never mind I've got a half bottle of port tucked away somewhere under the stairs, that will have to do :^O

Goodnight ladies :-x