Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

That sounds terrible Suze. 😞

It's the same here...stupid lads racing through small streets....they could hit kiddies crossing or cat and dogs..it's madness nowadays. 😐

[suzieseaside]

I'm amazed that so many of them seem to have quite fast new GT type cars - the insurance must be astronomical - if they have any. Maybe their parents pay for it.

There will be an inquest about this guys death.  If the lad was not to blame in any way (though it is hard to see why not) - a terrible thing for him to cope with too, having just started driving. Although of course my sympathies are with the victim and family.

Well, I'm feeling a bit befuddled harry. I never did get you that drink. Maybe tomorrow.

I think I need to logout in a min :-x

[Anonymous]

Ok Suze, have a good night sleep and you will feel a bit better again soon.

Catch you soon again. :-x

[suzieseaside]

Yeah - sleep well harry :-x

[bill-xxx]

SELF SERVICE IN OPERATION UNTIL WE ARRIVE

Thank you

Bill & Charlie :-x:-x

[tommy.irene]

Note to Bill.. Took bottle of whisky..Tommy..

[electric*mayhem*band]

STOP THIEF ! ! !

[electric*mayhem*band]

THIS IS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MANAGEMENT, TO ALL PATRONS.

You can now advertise all your stolen and unwanted goods in my window. Ebay don't mind as long as you only use three words.

There will be no charge for this amazing service. Oh well alright 3/6d per week, but after all it's not a lot is it ? Anyway you can always claim it back from HM Revenue & Customs, Park Drive, Nottingham. Well that's what they say, but I don't fancy your chances much.

Please take advantage of this wonderful once-in-a-lifetime offer, before it ends just as abruptly as it began.

Sincerely,

William Three-Ex.

Pro Persona (Or for and on behalf of) Charlie.

[yvonnea6313]

SELF SERVICE IN OPERATION UNTIL WE ARRIVE

Thank you

Bill & Charlie :-x:-x

Is taking full opportunity of this offer - Notes that management only say Self Service in Operation - NOTHING ABOUT PAYING FOR WHAT WE HAVE :^O So takes full advantage of it :^O

ROLL UP FOLKS - THIS IS A TRUE 'HAPPY HOUR' ALL YOU CAN EAT AND DRINK BEFORE MANAGEMENT ARRIVES :^O

[mobileman028]

a pint of beer please

[yvonnea6313]

Certainly mobileman - they're all lined up on the bar - feel free to have as many as you like :-x

[mobileman028]

I never did steal anything , so i will leave the price of a pint on the bar.

[mobileman028]

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Is taking full opportunity of this offer - Notes that management only say Self Service in Operation - NOTHING ABOUT PAYING FOR WHAT WE HAVE :^O So takes full advantage of it :^O

ROLL UP FOLKS - THIS IS A TRUE 'HAPPY HOUR' ALL YOU CAN EAT AND DRINK BEFORE MANAGEMENT ARRIVES :^O

[/quote]Yvonnea.  I wouldnt give you a job in my shop ,as I couldnt trust you. You would give everything away free to you friends.

[yvonnea6313]

Yvonnea.  I wouldnt give you a job in my shop ,as I couldnt trust you. You would give everything away free to you friends.

Erm..... It was a JOKE!!!

[yvonnea6313]

I am NOT dishonest, it was just a joke, and I take exception to the intimation that I am and can't be trusted - Gawd it was a joke

[margaret*e]

:OYvonne.

Calls paramedics to be on standby for  Bill when he arrives and sees that.:-p

[margaret*e]

:OWrong smiley, sorry if it looked like a Joke.]:)

[skyfly2112]

Thank you Bill for the Hot Chooco, you guessed it right, I am too predictable, must order something different.

I came in to find loads of riff raff too, and very noisy and out of control, so turned round and went down the road:O

**ponders if still smart enough to get in*** with my jeans and trainers, now the place has been re-vamped.

I am loving the piccies, but they not not have that..... oh what is that french phrase!!!!! you knowit. They seem a little unreal, charlie's and mine are much better ones for the wall Bill, think you should frame them.

Off to garden centre with Dad, so will pop in for hot one later Bill.:^O

[margaret*e]

Morning lin.:-x

[hansy564]

I thought I recognised that face!