Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[yvonnea6313]

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I say Landlord ...when you have tucked yer shirt into yer trousers and combed over the necessary bits, please could you leave a whisky behind the bar for ronny? On my tab please. Thankyou 😄

Quite right Suzie - he's avoiding answering at all costs :^O

And I notice the landlord is grumpy this morning and not at all hospitable to some of us X-(

[suzieseaside]

He's like a bear with a sore head, yvonne! 😮 

Poor Bill 😄

[bill-xxx]

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I say Landlord ...when you have tucked yer shirt into yer trousers and combed over the necessary bits, please could you leave a whisky behind the bar for ronny? On my tab please. Thankyou 😄

Oh I had a dream alright! :^O I'm typing it out now! 😮 It's hot stuff ~ too hot for a public airing! 😮

I will attend to the Bar when you have tidied yourself up, taken the rollers out of your mop and got dressed! :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Perhaps not, Caution, especially bearing in mind what she does with that wooden spoon she carries with her ~ stirs up trouble for me non-stop with that she does :^O

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I never said nuffink!

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

I'll have one of each...

WOW!  My kinda bar drinks! :^O

[bill-xxx]

And I notice the landlord is grumpy this morning and not at all hospitable to some of us X-(

You've both helped yourself and not one of you has offered to buy me a drink! X-( You do what you like in our Bar and you expect me to be hospitable?

More likely I will be hospitalized! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Good Morning, Caution :-x

Can I get you a cellar full of drink? 😄

[yvonnea6313]

Er... scuse me, but I always clean up after myself

and.....

It's hard to offer you a drink at 5am when you're sucking yer dummy, sleeping off the night before in a corner, dreaming about Ms Bimbo:^O

[suzieseaside]

Akcherleeeee ...Mr Bear with sore head. I haven't had a drink yet ....so there 😛  I have ordered one in for ronny for later, but nothing from your bar has passed my lips.

Now - can I get you something Mr grumps? I suggest a strong coffee and some ginkgo biloba tablets to get those leeeetle brain cells working 😛

[jake*the*plumber]

Who is this bimbo breadmaker?...........got any pics? B-)

[yvonnea6313]

perhaps Sir would like to be referred to post #1624 B-)

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Coffee please, Bill.  And a ploughman's. 😄  Am lunching early.

[yvonnea6313]

knowing Bills state this morning caution, you'll probably end up with the ploughMAN!!:^O

[bill-xxx]

One coffee, Caution 😄

Ploughman's to follow...

[bill-xxx]

...and your ploughman's ma'am...

[bill-xxx]

I will convey to Charlie that her name is being slandered! X-(

Bimbo breadmaker indeed! 😮

[Anonymous]

Hi guys. B-)

[bill-xxx]

Good Morning, Harry :-x

Can I get you anything before you kill me? 😮

[yvonnea6313]

I will convey to Charlie that her name is being slandered! X-(

Bimbo breadmaker indeed! 😮

Hi Harry :-x

Erm Bill - didn't Suzie say it was NOTHING to do with Charlie, but YOU!! :^O

[bill-xxx]

One whisky to keep Sandie Shaw happy...:-D