Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

:_|

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/ND715cP7xdM

[Anonymous]

Have you finished that meal yet?

It's closing time I'm afraid.....very afraid...:^O

[jake*the*plumber]

Take the headphones off Dave :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

Just emptying my glass, shall we have a coffee?

[Anonymous]

I think some of those clips are sooo funny. :^O

Anyway my friend, I need some zzzzzzzz, so I will say goodnight and sweet dreams...:-x

Oh, and you can stay in the pub if you wish...I'm sure Bill won't miss a few more bottles. :^O

[Anonymous]

Ok, then..one last coffee....

[jake*the*plumber]

OK I'll grab a refill before I go B-)

Goodnight and thanks for the excellent nosh, I'll take you home with me next time :-x

[Anonymous]

:-x

[tommy.irene]

Thankyou for leaving the back door open..time for a whisky..

[tommy.irene]

To Bill and Charlie, and to Tommy for bringing us here..

[geographically*challenged]

Her maj after the night before

Someone get this old lady a cup of your best coffee.

She's in serious need of it NOW

[bill-xxx]

Morning Tim ~ she does look in a bad way, doesn't she?

Here's a big black one for her :O:-D

*could be a knighthood coming* 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Oh, and you can stay in the pub if you wish...I'm sure Bill won't miss a few more bottles. :^O

X-(

Harry, I was saving that Napoleon brandy for a special occasion. The CCTV footage shows quite clearly that you and Jake were 'watering' Charlie's hanging baskets with it ~ and sticking your fingers up at the cameras! X-(

Now we have to hire some security to keep an eye on the security! :_|

*Should have opened a @@@@ newsagent instead* 😞

:^O

[09charliegirl]

No-one in the Bar since 11am?? 😮

Everybody gone teetotal or something? 😄

:^O

The new pool attendant will be along soon........:-)

This was one of the applicants....

..... didn't get the job though! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Charlie :-x

What's wrong with that applicant for the pool attendant's job? I don't like her hair and why isn't she wearing a top? 😮

She's got a face like the back of a cart horse too!

It's disgraceful  😮

😛

:^O

[09charliegirl]

:^O

😛

No, you're absolutely right, Bill 😄

he she failed to meet requirements!

*was still doing a James Bond film...blast* :^O

have a drink to get over the shock! :-x

and for when you see who DID get the job.....:O

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Thank you for the drink, Charlie :-x

But you say this...

have a drink to get over the shock! and for when you see who DID get the job. 😮

If it's name begins with G and the second name rhymes with looney then I will fill the pool with piranahs X-(

😛

Here's a drink for you too :-x

[skyfly2112]

Evening bar person, please can i have a

***taps chin*** wants to try something different today, but or so many choices, what you do you recommend bar person?

[bill-xxx]

Hi Lin :-x

I would recommend you take a sip of this one ~ Tropicana del Tipsyanna. 😄