Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Hi. Nice of you to pop in.

Yes, card payments are fine ~ credit cards though ~ not birthday cards 🙂

Be right with you...

[bill-xxx]

One Rum & Coke 🙂

Haven't seen you in here before.

Hope you stick around 😄

[jgood35]

it my clubcard:^O

thought i had my visa one with me but i might be able to run up a tab with you 😉

[bill-xxx]

We do a nice sideline in hats.

Here's one I made earlier 🙂

[bill-xxx]

it my clubcard:^O

thought i had my visa one with me but i might be able to run up a tab with you 😉

Good grief! Run up a tab already? :_|

Yeah, okay then...:^O

[jgood35]

Thanks, i was so thirsty after my walk.

i was just browsing and hope to stick around if allowed.

I am well behaved and know how to hold my drink.

Will not get into fights or anything but like a good debate.

Thanks for the warm welcome.

[jgood35]

I will pay my debts tomorrow, promise.

Can I have a refill please?

[bill-xxx]

Thanks, i was so thirsty after my walk.

Well you've come to the right place to quench your thirst. Most who come in here are as ****** as a newt before they get in 😮

i was just browsing and hope to stick around if allowed. I am well behaved and know how to hold my drink. Will not get into fights or anything but like a good debate.

You sound okay. But the first sign of trouble and we call for Dirty Harry ~ the Bouncer and Security Guard. :^O

Thanks for the warm welcome.

You're very kind. Stick around ~ join in or start something. Debate-wise, I mean ~ not a fight! :O:^O

[bill-xxx]

I will pay my debts tomorrow, promise.

Can I have a refill please?

Jeeez! This one could up the profits! :^O

Be right back!

[bill-xxx]

One Rum & Coke ~ on the tab :_|

Haven't seen real money since this joint opened! 😞

:^O

[jgood35]

Is Dirty Harry ~ the Bouncer and Security Guard around?

Told he was a right catch 😉

Is he up for buying "ladies" a drink ?:|

[bill-xxx]

Is Dirty Harry ~ the Bouncer and Security Guard around?

Told he was a right catch 😉

Is he up for buying "ladies" a drink ?:|

Sorry to disappoint you. Dirty Harry is female 😄

She is armed and dangerous.

*a pussy cat really*

:^O

*but don't tell her I said so* 😮

[09charliegirl]

Haven't seen real money since this joint opened! 😞

Oh dear!   Really, Bill? :_|

How about this then?

Had a little win on the gee gees! :^O

Drinks on the house...hic! 😮

:^O

[jgood35]

in tears now :_|

will toddle off now.

Will call in to pay debt and eye up any talent you have around tomorrow,

[bill-xxx]

Charlie 😮

Did I ever tell you I think you are wonderful? :-x

Can I have some of your winnings? 😄

What can I get you to drink?

[bill-xxx]

in tears now :_|

will toddle off now.

Will call in to pay debt and eye up any talent you have around tomorrow,

Don't cry ~ let me do that. Nobody pays around here anymore 😞

Okay, see you tomorrow. Thanks for coming in...:-)

[09charliegirl]

Can I have some of your winnings? 😄

You'd better had since the bar's making no profits :O:^O

I'll have the usual G&T please.

And what would you like to drink? :^O

[bill-xxx]

Your G & T Charlie :-x

May I have a vodka & orange please?

[dippychik312]

Hi guys :-x

Is the bar open?

[skypilot624]

Well..... I've lurked outside this boozer for far too long..... about time I went in.....

Hi Bill Hi Charlie Girl..... How are ya both?..... 🙂 Long time no see..... Was told about this place by Dirty Undies (Sorry, Dirty Harry's) Cousin "Clean Harry" the soap seller.

He said it was a good place to be in if you didn't like good places to be in..... :^O.....

See you have a lot of sawdust on the floor, thats very traditional..... What's that you say? O'h the sawdust on the floor was last nights furniture was it !!!!! :O..... Ok I understand mate. Rough night e'h?

Well, as I'm here might as well have a pint e'h? Banks's Bitter please Bill..... O'h and will you put it on my bill Bill, and at the end of the night I will pay you at the till Bill.

I thank you.....

Kindest Regards.....

Ollie.