Well..... I've lurked outside this boozer for far too long..... about time I went in.....

Hi Bill Hi Charlie Girl..... How are ya both?..... 🙂 Long time no see..... Was told about this place by Dirty Undies (Sorry, Dirty Harry's) Cousin "Clean Harry" the soap seller.

He said it was a good place to be in if you didn't like good places to be in..... :^O.....

See you have a lot of sawdust on the floor, thats very traditional..... What's that you say? O'h the sawdust on the floor was last nights furniture was it !!!!! :O..... Ok I understand mate. Rough night e'h?

Well, as I'm here might as well have a pint e'h? Banks's Bitter please Bill..... O'h and will you put it on my bill Bill, and at the end of the night I will pay you at the till Bill.

I thank you.....

Kindest Regards.....

Ollie.