Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

here=hear :^O

Go boil yer brains! :^O

[09charliegirl]

Thank you, Charlie :-x

I'm fine thanks. How are you?

Just a word in your ear if I may.

About these pool attendants. Should I here the name 'Clooney' mentioned, you will in the pool and one very wet Landlady! :O:^O

Can I get you a drink...? 😄

😐

:^O

I'd like to try Suzie's drink.  May I have a mojito please?

Mr Clooney? Never heard of him! 😛

There has been quite a queue...

but I do have a favourite though....

measures up to all expectations...:-D

B-)

[bill-xxx]

One mojito cocktail for the lovely Charlie :-x

Mr Clooney? Never heard of him! 😛

That's good to hear. Don't really like violence. 😄

There has been quite a queue...

Like I had at the Bar this morning 😛

but I do have a favourite though....

Oh really? Like at the races? :^O

measures up to all expectations...:-D

Sounds like you're really getting down to it ~ well done :^O

*she's up to no good* 😮

[09charliegirl]

One mojito cocktail for the lovely Charlie :-x

Thank you for the drink, Bill :-x

Mr Clooney? Never heard of him!

That's good to hear. Don't really like violence.

Really?:O  That's a first.....

I've heard other stories!:-D :^O

but I do have a favourite though....

Oh really? Like at the races?

Probably as he is certainly a winner! :^O

measures up to all expectations...

Sounds like you're really getting down to it ~ well done

It will take some time......can I have the rest of the week orf please? 😛 :^O

[bill-xxx]

Thank you for the drink, Bill :-x

You're welcome :-x  Sounds like you're having fun :O:^O

That's good to hear. Don't really like violence.

Really?  😮 That's a first.....

I've heard other stories! 😄 :^O

I know ~ keep you awake nights, don't they? 😮 :^O

It will take some time......can I have the rest of the week orf please? 😛 :^O

I don't see why not ~ you've had most of the week off already! :^O

*Mwaaaaah*

[bill-xxx]

Missed a bit...:^O

but I do have a favourite though....

Probably as he is certainly a winner! :^O

So when do we get to see this favourite of yours, Charlie? 😄

[tommy.irene]

I found the Bar cat in the carpark

[bill-xxx]

:^O

[tommy.irene]

Give me a Gin and tonic, im going to Dublin

[*opal**]

Can I put in a nomination for pool attendant.

[jake*the*plumber]

I'm sure I saw that cat a couple of nights ago round the back behind the skip 😮

[bill-xxx]

That's the same cat, Jake. Been up on the roof ever since trying to copy the seagulls! :^O

Smoke fumes got to him :^O

[bill-xxx]

Can I put in a nomination for pool attendant.

I'll leave Charlie to comment on Mr Ugly, Opal! :^O

[bill-xxx]

My nomination...:-)

[jake*the*plumber]

Is that the new barmaid? 😛

[bill-xxx]

Pool attendant, Jake :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

She probably looks better wet B-)

[bill-xxx]

I agree. And once someone has taught her to swim and helped her overcome her fear of water she should be perfect for the job...:^O

[solaokusaga]

Do you serve foaming mopes in the joint ?

[bill-xxx]

Do you serve foaming mopes in the joint ?

Sorry, I thought that said 'foaming mopeds'.

What is a mope? Ta!