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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
I have been requested by the Landlord - on his behalf - to lock the bar. He is afraid there may be some pilfering whilst he is away *glances at Harriet* of his expensive plastic wine glasses Waterford crystal glasses, his Tupperware tableware Royal Crown Derby dinner and tea service, and his paper napkins Irish linen napery.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
(He isn't actually).
Well I'm off to the Golden Arches Archie, with Ronald.
@Anonymous wrote:
To discover how easy it is not to get shot, watch this short Government Information film. (Now showing in a cinema near you).
Good luck.
Oh there isn't one, McB. It's just a rather interesting image. 
However, just for you, I've found you one courtesy of Monty Python esq.......
Good Afternoon Harriet. Have you seen anything of Logs lately ? I have a contract out on him, but he seems to have disappeared.
Someone said they spotted a seedy looking old tramp shuffling along Ramsgate seafront, wearing a Groucho Marx disguise.
Could that be him ? 
