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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Is it your birthday, Al? If so help yourself to a large whisky.
Happy belated birthday, Al.
Bill, don't you know, EMBs beloved now goes by the name of Cheryl Fernandez-something or other and Cole is yesterdays news.
Good morning, Margaret.
marg*e wrote:
Bill, don't you know, EMBs beloved now goes by the name of Cheryl Fernandez-something or other and Cole is yesterdays news.
Good morning, Margaret.
I'll have to get out more!
But he'll never get his teeth around this!
Cheryl Ann Fernandez-Versini, nee Tweedy, formerly Cole. 
No, that could be a problem.
Maybe watching this will help.
It's just as well there were subtitles on that clip, I'm sure Embs will love it. 
@marg*e wrote:
Maybe watching this will help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6DwN5n9iEE
Must dash in case he appears!
News just in. (For those interested).
After an extensive search of the local records, we can now confirm that Cheryl Ann Fernandez-Versini Tweedy-Cole was in fact the love child of Bobby and Phillis Thompson. She wasn't born in 1983 as records suggest, but in 1938, and owes her appearance to many nips, tucks, Botox needles, and also to several layers of L'Oreal No.8 Pan Stick.
We would also like to wish Mister McB, Many Happy (belated) Returns on his coming of age. He is now permitted to post on here legally.
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:News just in. (For those interested).
After an extensive search of the local records, we can now confirm that Cheryl Ann Fernandez-Versini Tweedy-Cole was in fact the love child of Bobby and Phillis Thompson. She wasn't born in 1983 as records suggest, but in 1938, and owes her appearance to many nips, tucks, Botox needles, and also to several layers of L'Oreal No.8 Pan Stick.
*Yours truly ~ an interested party*
My computer is going at snailpace again. Everything was fine and it ran much faster. Then I get an Avast message that my PC is running slow and they can get it sorted for a price of course. From that moment on my computer started running slow again. Coincidence? 
@Anonymous wrote:My computer is going at snailpace again. Everything was fine and it ran much faster. Then I get an Avast message that my PC is running slow and they can get it sorted for a price of course. From that moment on my computer started running slow again. Coincidence?
I often get that message from Avast, Harry, even when my PC is running normally. In fact Avast is getting on my nerves when it keeps popping up every ten minutes with a variety of useless suggestions ~ and even stuff I can't understand.
