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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Ooooooh don't rupture yourself, will you ? *tsk*
Willums, the next time you're having afternoon tea with Alan, could you please ask him to shove a bit of WD40 on this door ? Took ten minutes for it to open up this morning. I mean the Roundy Table door, not this one. This one's falling off it's hinges.
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:Ooooooh don't rupture yourself, will you ? *tsk*
Willums, the next time you're having afternoon tea with Alan, could you please ask him to shove a bit of WD40 on this door ? Took ten minutes for it to open up this morning. I mean the Roundy Table door, not this one. This one's falling off it's hinges.
Good day, Embsie. I had a spare can of WD40 so I did it myself to save bothering Alan. The reason being, last time we had afternoon tea he dropped one of Charlie's fairy cakes on his foot. He was hopping mad. Some people eh? 
@Anonymous wrote:
You was saying....?
*waits for Embsie*
Stands by with bucket.
Ugh that's gross. Spaghetti ! *retches*
Yes Willums, get me a bucket...I'm going to throw up.
(Now with sound).
@Anonymous wrote:
Careful Harry. Some of it's going in your mouth. 
Thanks for the tip off, Al. He'll be out for a while yet ~ he had one of our pies!
@Anonymous wrote:anyone want a rat?
Thanks, but we're fully stocked at the mo.
Beats me why everyone talks about rats when they come in here.
