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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
@bill-xxx wrote:
Next time you're in the Rovers, Embsie, would you mind very much asking the young couple below if they'd like a job? I think they're still there.
Cues Corrie music.
Still there, but looking a bit dusty and cobwebby nowadays. They must be in their hundreds now, bless them. Jack is down to earth and gregarious, whereas Annie is snooty, elitist, and very hoity-toity. He won't help out without her - but under the thumb is Jack - and she said she wouldn't lower her high standards serving the likes of that Margs and Harriet pints of bitter. She said they were both as common as muck.
And if push comes to shove, I'll deny ever having said that.
Common, moi, whey aye man, I'll have you know I speak propa perfect Queens English, common, huh, the cheek, flounces off affronted.
I'm not even coming back for my free dinner.Sniffs.
@marg*e wrote:
I'm not even coming back for my free dinner.Sniffs.
I've been up all night preparing 20 Mothers Day dinners! 
KIJK OOK EVEN DIT FILMPJE = I had one and the wheel fell off.
(Translation by The Dutch Clog Translation Co Ltd - Mission statement: 'We Transform All Text Into Something The Queen Would be Proud Of.....Even Geordie').
*meanwhile in court, Charlie is sentenced for non-appearence*
"I sentence you to dinner at my penthouse, you little poppet"
@bill-xxx wrote:
*meanwhile in court, Charlie is sentenced for non-appearence*
"I sentence you to dinner at my penthouse, you little poppet"
Should have gone to.........................................
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:
@bill-xxx wrote:
*meanwhile in court, Charlie is sentenced for non-appearence*
"I sentence you to dinner at my penthouse, you little poppet"
Should have gone to.........................................
With Dr What assisting!
*A Bar Tale*
One day, Dirty Harry rode into a Wild West town. The people in the town loved to play jokes on visitors. After tying her mule to the pole outside the bar, she went in.
"A cup of milk please." she said to the bartender. After drinking it, she went outside, only to find her mule missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, she went back into the bar and said to everybody,
"I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my mule outside! Or else I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!"
The people were very frightened. When she finished her drink, she went outside and saw her mule. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked Harry," What did you do in Texas?" She replied, "Well, I had to walk home."
Thanks for the round of applause, Embsie. Much appreciated. I'm expecting a round from Harry too ~ well, probably a few rounds actually.
