*A Bar Tale*

One day, Dirty Harry rode into a Wild West town. The people in the town loved to play jokes on visitors. After tying her mule to the pole outside the bar, she went in.

"A cup of milk please." she said to the bartender. After drinking it, she went outside, only to find her mule missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, she went back into the bar and said to everybody,

"I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my mule outside! Or else I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!"

The people were very frightened. When she finished her drink, she went outside and saw her mule. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked Harry," What did you do in Texas?" She replied, "Well, I had to walk home."