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..Dinner time..
Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
There will now be a ten minute intermission, while Margs moves amongst the few patrons with the Hostess Trolley. Thank You.
(Brief intermission below).
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Thank you Harriet. *looks around for Margs*
Is there any garlic in that cake, because they seem to shove it in everything ? I don't like it. It's poisonous.
While I'm here, I am looking for a guitar tie. I'd like the knot to be the head, with the tie the neck, burgeoning out a-la-kipper style into the main body of the instrument.
If anyone sees one, could they buy it for me please, and I will give them the money ? *fat chance*
Turn my back for five minutes and the Bar is now a Shopping Mall.
Erm...got any socks, Harry? Blue if you can. Ta!
Cheers Harriet, that's just what I was looking for. Not the Sesame Street muppets though. Can I ask please, did you get it from T K Maxx ?
Because if you did, I don't want it. I have my reputation to think of you know. I was thinking more along the lines of Harrods or Liberty's. *sniffs* 
I have a pair of Logs' old blue socks Willums, if they're any good to you. I use them for cleaning the fireplace and my brasses. With rubber gloves on of course. He wore them for six months without washing them, before I got them.
Very quiet in here tonight, well on here actually. It's like a Mausoleum. Is the sport obsessed BBC screening a football match perchance ?
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:Cheers Harriet, that's just what I was looking for. Not the Sesame Street muppets though. Can I ask please, did you get it from T K Maxx ?
Because if you did, I don't want it. I have my reputation to think of you know. I was thinking more along the lines of Harrods or Liberty's. *sniffs*
I have a pair of Logs' old blue socks Willums, if they're any good to you. I use them for cleaning the fireplace and my brasses. With rubber gloves on of course. He wore them for six months without washing them, before I got them.
Thanks for the offer, Embsie, but would you mind too much if I declined? He used to wear those when he was a patient at my old surgery ~ cleared the waiting room in a flash he did. Phew!
Good morning, what's that smell, something like sweaty socks.
@marg*e wrote:Good morning, what's that smell, something like sweaty socks.
Good morning, Margaret.
That's today's lunch ~ the Chef's Surprise. Well everyone's really. 
I think Margs has been overcome at that generous offer. Not with pleasure, but horror and repulsion. 
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:I think Margs has been overcome at that generous offer. Not with pleasure, but horror and repulsion.
Well logsie wolfed it down! 
looking at that makes me feel sick.
I'll make something else.
Put lots of garlic in............................. 
