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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Good morning,I hope this place is ready with a decent meal for the Mothers day event next week.
@Anonymous wrote:
Tommy, have you ever thought of breaking up the blocks of text you post?
Are you lodging an official complaint, Harry? Best I deal with it if you are. You shoot people.
@marg*e wrote:Good morning,I hope this place is ready with a decent meal for the Mothers day event next week.
Mothers day? Oh yes, it's all in hand, Margaret. 
@marg*e wrote:Anything they don't have to cook.
You've come to the right place then. We don't cook it either.
How about a bit of Spongebob roadkill ?
(Cartoon characters were hurt in the shooting of this photograph).
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:How about a bit of Spongebob roadkill ?
(Cartoon characters were hurt in the shooting of this photograph).
MUMMY, SPEAK TO ME? 
Andy Murray beat John Isner of the United States to put Great Britain into the Davis Cup quarter-finals.The British number one saved seven break points, three of them set points in the first set before going on to win the rubber 7-6 (7-4) 6-3 7-6 (7-4).
The victory put Britain 3-1 ahead in the best-of-five match World Group tie."This is a team effort and everyone played their part," Murray told BBC Sport. "To be in the quarter-finals is incredible and a credit to all."
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet ~ Bachman Turner Overdrive
I wish to make a complaint. Every time I log in here I get this:
Sorry. We're currently experiencing technical difficulties and are unable to complete the process at this time.
I blame this thread, and the BBC Light Programme.
Secondly, who is Andy Murray and what is this Davis Cup you speak of ? Is it something to do with Bette Davis ?
Bill, I saw Charlie out on her bike, but I couldn't catch up with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6MtWRGW3M
@marg*e wrote:Bill, I saw Charlie out on her bike, but I couldn't catch up with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6MtWRGW3M
OMG! Hilarious, Margaret! 
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:I wish to make a complaint. Every time I log in here I get this:
I blame this thread, and the BBC Light Programme.
Secondly, who is Andy Murray and what is this Davis Cup you speak of ? Is it something to do with Bette Davis ?
When I got on here my PC froze and I had to do a forced shutdown!
I blame the this thread too ~ it was overcrowded ~ two posters on the same day!
PS. Andy Murray is from over the border. Bette Davis is from over the hill. Hope that helps.
'eBay.co.uk is not responding due to a long running script'.
I blame Harriet for that. (This post will self-destruct before she sees it).
