Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[electric*mayhem*band]

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bill-xxx wrote:

Thought the RT was shut.   Here's your rum. Now name the gruesome foursome.

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A Gagging Order has been issued.

Addendum.

Re post # 5695. Posts can be edited/altered within the first five minutes of sending. Click 'Options' in the top right hand corner for the drop down menu. Click 'Edit'.

THERE IS NO CHARGE FOR THIS INFORMATION.

[electric*mayhem*band]

Too late to edit above post.

I heard something on the Grapevine too. Harriet and Logs will not be along shortly. DH has joined Alcoholics Anonymous, and Logs has been sectioned.

[bill-xxx]

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

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@bill-xxx wrote:

Thought the RT was shut.   Here's your rum. Now name the gruesome foursome.

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A Gagging Order has been issued.

Addendum.

Re post # 5695. Posts can be edited/altered within the first five minutes of sending. Click 'Options' in the top right hand corner for the drop down menu. Click 'Edit'.

THERE IS NO CHARGE FOR THIS INFORMATION.

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Thanks ol' chap. I knew there was an edit function somewhere but didn't spot my gaffe until it was too late! (curses!) 

But this was a relief   >>>  THERE IS NO CHARGE FOR THIS INFORMATION 

[bill-xxx]

Something got lost in translation here. NOT one of my screw-ups btw!   A Winter Shade of Pole! 

[logbox]

That juke box is out of date, got any Lady Ga Ga or Rita Oreol?

[electric*mayhem*band]

Also in the name. It's Procol Harum, and not Prokol.

[bill-xxx]

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@logbox wrote:

That juke box is out of date, got any Lady Ga Ga or Rita Oreol?

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Everything's out of date. You should try the meat pies. Just yell for one and it'll come by itself!

[bill-xxx]

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

Also in the name. It's Procol Harum, and not Prokol.

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Prikeless!

[logbox]

I will have one of them meat pies actually, have you seen the damage they can do if they hit someone

*looks around for EMB*

[bill-xxx]

Your request, logsie. (grubby little wretch!)    

[bill-xxx]

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@logbox wrote:
I will have one of them meat pies actually, have you seen the damage they can do if they hit someone

*looks around for EMB*

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That'll be five shillings ~ and 2/6d for the pet.

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4 I'm on my way, so get my coffee ready.

[fallen-archie]

I wandered lonely as a cloud, through sawdust scattered all around, thick dust did lay upon the bar, dancing to the sounds of whiskey in the jar. Gate crashers came to say hello, from a corner lost so long ago, those days a distant memory, Since Jimmy moved to Lingerie,
Time to see if my credits good. Since my tenner turned out to be a dud, if only someone on this Board would Sub me a pint of Timothy's best Landlord.

[tommy.irene]

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that the Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the Bill & Charlie's Bars floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet."

[bill-xxx]

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@Anonymous wrote:
http://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4 I'm on my way, so get my coffee ready.

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One coffee for Harry.

[bill-xxx]

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@fallen-archie wrote:
I wandered lonely as a cloud, through sawdust scattered all around, thick dust did lay upon the bar, dancing to the sounds of whiskey in the jar. Gate crashers came to say hello, from a corner lost so long ago, those days a distant memory, Since Jimmy moved to Lingerie,
Time to see if my credits good. Since my tenner turned out to be a dud, if only someone on this Board would Sub me a pint of Timothy's best Landlord.

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When or if, we re-open the Bar, you will be first in line for a free pint.

[fallen-archie]

Logs will stand me a pint ☝️🔫

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/ks7-A-7Zvak

[bill-xxx]

This will cheer you up, Harry.

[Anonymous]