On the twelve day of xmas,Ebay gave to me
12 Drumming Headaches
11 Piping Mad Moments
10 % Fees On Postage
9 Ladies Ducking Out Of Paying
8 Milked Sellers
7 Sales A Sinking
6 Golden Goose A Dying
5 GOLD (feedback) STARS hoorah !!
4 Calls To Helpine
3 Non Buyers
2 Missing Items
1 And a thank you for still using Ebay !!!