The (new) last to post here wins, thread :-)

[dragon.too]

OK, so these at ebay towers have demolished the door to our dungeon, we've been up all night tunnelling in again, and here's the new entrance!

Hopefully all the guards will soon find their way back in, and 'normal' service will be resumed as soon as possible.

The inmates seem to still be here, also the torture play room and all the usual toys. The young dragons were a bit peckish, so good job we got back in today - tomorrow may have seen them nibbling the inmates!

The hot chocolate wasn't very hot when I got back in, but is now fresh, and storecupboards and fridges full of the usual food.

Apologies to any innmates who have missed some meals, but bacon butties coming soon, to compensate for our 'technical' hitch. ___________________________________________________________________________

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

[buddababe]

:^O:^O

[1jeffery53]

new  uniform a my mind is wandering must stop it bad jeff

[striped.cat]

OK - 

I've been sent with instructions from dragon to instigate a new regime of exercise for guards (and dragons)

  to start with tomorrow morning. !

[buddababe]

Jeff! :^O:^O:^O

You lead striped.cat and we'll eventually follow  :^O:^O

[fairyfoot]

Wow, I like my cake hat, I could eat it instead of washing it.:^O

Erm, s'cuse me striped.cat, but um, I have a note, yep, it's an exempshun note, as erm, them exercises make me seasick and wobble. ((((exempshun note for Fairy, signed, Dr Ted)))) 😄

[fairyfoot]

Yep, bad Jeffery, norty forts there.:O...smack. :^O

Get him Bud, you are biggererer than me. :^O

[buddababe]

:^O:^O:^O - Shame the rest of the picture doesn't show:-(

Ooooooooooo you know Dr. Ted dyb ear too fairy.........:^O:^O

I'll stick to striped.cat leading and I'll eventually follow.........

**Off to find the fuse box :^O*

[1jeffery53]

can we start the exercise in the afternoon please 

[buddababe]

Oooooooooooooo good ideas as me and fairy will be doing uvver fings like.........errrrrrrrrrrrrr............counting cho......ummmm cre......errrrrrrrr how many miles you run Jeff whilst we cheer you on.

Although, I might just have to go to the shops to stock up the comfy room of supplies

[fairyfoot]

Yep, Dr Ted is so good at getting us out of thingies we don't feel like doing, but um, maybe best we don't tell Dragon, Cazz, or Striped.cat. shhhhhhh. :^O

[buddababe]

Bestest idea you've evA had..........:O

So datz a secret we and about 20 million uvvers have.

Yeah they'll neva know a fing..............

[fairyfoot]

Yep, shhhhhhhush.:^O

[cazzarat]

Eeeeekkkkkk!!!! Intruder alert!!!! I think we should be capturing striped.cat (dragon would never be cruel enough to make us exercise the choklit off!!!!) and locking her/him in a cell until dragon returns to verify!!!!!

By the way did you spot dragon peeking in on us? I suspect we are in trubble when she returns! (Hope you are enjoying yourself dragon....grovel grovel!).

[buddababe]

Yep, shhhhhhhush.:^O

:^O:^O

You're uniform in FULL........................:^O:^O

[buddababe]

Eeeeekkkkkk!!!! Intruder alert!!!! I think we should be capturing striped.cat (dragon would never be cruel enough to make us exercise the choklit off!!!!) and locking her/him in a cell until dragon returns to verify!!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrr what chocklit?? We have nuffink left........;-):^O

By the way did you spot dragon peeking in on us? I suspect we are in trubble when she returns! (Hope you are enjoying yourself dragon....grovel grovel!).

 

But........but.......we've been trufful and been on our bestest everest behavior ...........

[striped.cat]

Equipment has been delivered to main sports room. The delivery instuctions were signed by dragon and there are are letters confirming the appointment of the instructor (Max) and myself!

The equipment is meant to be used in 10 minute bursts, moving from one piece of equipment to another. 

There's Max to supervise the activities, and note who has done what!  He doesn't accept excuses, or fake sick notes. 

                                                                                                             

Enjoy!!

[buddababe]

I'm afraid you're far tooz late striped.cat.................

We have booked the biggestest breakfast errrrrrrrrrrrr I meanz Holiday evA and left hours ago

Enjoy the work out striped.cat as I seaz dat yourz name iz on the list toO.............:^O:^O

[striped.cat]

   

 *Opens main doors for last wave of deliveries.* 

All our new equipment available shortly for testing in sports hall and adjacent rooms.  Instruction available if desired. 

          

Preparations for party tonight to celebrate refurbishment of gym and sports wing well under way - pity that lot have 'abandoned ship!'

*off to let dragon know that the exercise ruse worked a treat!*

[buddababe]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm no pwoblem as we're busy at the moment.................

 

[cazzarat]

Comes in to tick off budda and fairy about mess in comfy room, notices party in progress and grabs a drink and some nibbles!

Notices gym equipment in corner of room, decides to ignore, notices striped.cat asleep in a cell, decides that hand should slip and locks striped.cat in a cell, don't believe forged delivery note with dragons name on it!!!!

Apologies to striped.cat if dragon says otherwise when she returns:^O