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OK, so these at ebay towers have demolished the door to our dungeon, we've been up all night tunnelling in again, and here's the new entrance!

Hopefully all the guards will soon find their way back in, and 'normal' service will be resumed as soon as possible.

The inmates seem to still be here, also the torture play room and all the usual toys. The young dragons were a bit peckish, so good job we got back in today - tomorrow may have seen them nibbling the inmates!

The hot chocolate wasn't very hot when I got back in, but is now fresh, and storecupboards and fridges full of the usual food.

Apologies to any innmates who have missed some meals, but bacon butties coming soon, to compensate for our 'technical' hitch.


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Good old inspirational Homer advice, lol! 😛
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Morning peeps! Happy Thursday! 🙂
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Don't like Lithium's installed smileys ? Prefer the old ones ?

 

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Love smilies!!! 😄
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Hee hee hee!!! You know you've been a naughty boy/girl whenever that happens 😛
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Thank God its Friday

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Fish_Tank_Over_Bed.jpg Dont have nightmares everyone!!!.

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Wow that bed looks awesome 🙂
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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet,” Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. "It's definitely dead sir", says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be £1000, please". "A £1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man. "Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".Smiley Tongue

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LMFAO!!! That is so funny! I am totally sharing that one! 🙂 😄
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Already posted up on a previous Facebook status of mine from earlier 😉
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One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. This goes on for a half an hour and the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days." After thinking it over in a reassurring tone, the bartender asked. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?". "Yeah, except today is the last night." 

 

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Hee hee hee!!! Afternoon all!!! 😄 🙂
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Afternoon Kimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And all other people.

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