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[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[littleme61_6]

Looking Forward To Hotel Evening Meals By Tuck Inn

.......Sure you will show your................British stiff upper lip Lindum and when coming home your innocent face while going through the 'Nothing To Declare' Green Area. 

''He Haw'' 

[lindum-49]

Nothing To Declare Apart From Sun Burn, Over Eating, Over Weight And Back Over Here By Sam Sonite

............made it back through the Iris channel which we were all forced to use, got asked where I had come from by the security guard in the Nothing To Declare channel and then got sniffed by the drugs dog...........nothing found of course, car picked up and home within 30 minutes............roll on the next trip..........washing now complete, lawns mowed, dishes done and so am I........need sleep...........nice to be back to my own mattress though....home is where that is!

[littleme61_6]

Nothing Better Than Your Own Bed By Matt Ress

......Welcome home Lindum  pleased to hear the security guard didn't keep you there, because all our Ebay gamer troops were ready to come and get you. 

Best I get some exercise routines set for you, plenty of sit-ups, and press-ups. Running on the spot.............ah, yep, you need a good sleep before all that. 

[lindum-49]

The Easy Weigh To Lose Weight - Eat What You Like, But Don't Swallow! By Dr S Advice

............boot camp is going great Littleme............still running on the spot as instructed so haven't been able to go shopping for any goodies............... and am now in a hole that is about 24" deep and 36" diameter.............ruined the carpet though!

Now how do I manage the Easter Bunny?

Hoping the weather is as good up Norf as it is here in Surreyshire...............

Jimbo......need grass advice on how to kill moss.........not Kate either!

[littleme61_6]

Look Out For The Bunnies and Choccie Eggs By E. Stirsurprise.

.........Oo, best you stop them exercises now Lindum  or a new carpet will be for sure needed. Do you need any help getting out of that big hole?. I have a step ladder.  

Yes the weather is good in the Norf, wall to wall sunshine. 

[lindum-49]

Living Life Dangerously By Forgetting To Defrost Today's Roast Joint By Kaye F Sea

....oops.....

[littleme61_6]

The Hottest Weather This Year To Sunbathe In Bikini's By Dotty Andpink 

...Oops indeed Lindum. Get the hairdryer on the whirl, hottest setting.  

[lindum-49]

The Art Of Foraging & Hunting In Suburbia On A Sunday By Tess Koes

.......alls well littleme.....just a quick change of costume on the hottest day in Surreyshire so I didn't frighten anyone.......change of menu and Aisle 14 gave up its bounty...........a quick fight and a chicken and mushroom pie went into the hunting trolley...........we live to fight another day............

[littleme61_6]

Being Brave For Stomach Repairs By Hoss Pittull

.......Phew!. Pleased you got all sorted, and lived to see another day Lindum. 

[lindum-49]

Fed Up With TLA's (Three Letter Acronyms)? By P P Eye

.......and cold calling about it and IT........OK that's just a 2

[lindum-49]

How To Survive The M25 Easter Weekend Get-A-Way Jams By Leif Now

.....good luck to all those travelling......

[lindum-49]

The Carnage On The M25 Surrey Section By Al Ready & Thyme Wasted

....take care out there people's, leave plenty of braking space and arrive safely eh............

  

[littleme61_6]

After Tea Treats By Victoria Spunge 

[lindum-49]

Is Dunking Your Hosts Biscuits Impolite? By Dai Gestive & Gary Baldy

.........and how to lose weight fast after being "shell-shocked" by the Easter Eggs.........hope you saved some of yours littleme?.........in my house it was eat or be eaten!.......yum yum though. 

[lindum-49]

Solicitors Fees - Are They A Rip Off? By Will Righting

......going in to get a new will on Friday........like going to the dentist, putting your money where your mouth is!..........where there's a will there's a way to take money from you before you've demised.........

[lindum-49]

The Fine Art Of Dying In Style By Paul Bearer

,,,as my late Uncle said......"I don't mind dying, just don't want to be there when it happens!"........RIP Unk

[lindum-49]

Morbid - So Who Put The Fun In Funeral Then? By K Neesup & Les Partie 

[littleme61_6]

Stand Still For Security Checks By Pat Downe

... Oo, yes some of my Easter Eggs are saved Lindum ...........well, the pretty boxes are. 

I need to make a will, must set my mind to that. 

[littleme61_6]

Sending The Search Party Out By Luke King Forlindum

[littleme61_6]

Enjoying The Start Of The New Month By May Pole