Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

Eat What You Like, But Don't Swallow By Dai Etting

.....the year is already flying by so greetings and felicitations to one and all as I think of a new years resolution that I won't break within 24 hours of making it........or is it too late?.........house returns to normal tomorrow once the folks leave and I start taking the decorations down........couldn't I leave them up all year?.......what's the worst that could happen?....hmmm

[littleme61_6]

Keep the decorations up. 

Lovely Places To Visit in Italy By Florence Sitty

[lindum-49]

Foreign Places Sounds Nice But Here Is Nicer By Ma Gate

....dekkies hit the deck before the 5th............bad luck after that...don't want to push my luck.....ho ho ho

remembering Hope Cove vanjim.......cheers

[littleme61_6]

Sorting Out Maintenance By Ali Moaney 

[lindum-49]

Sorting Out Maintenance: Part 2 By Dee Eyewhy

.......some decorations down now and I think I need to start Spring cleaning early and giving the rooms a serious bit of tlc......so thanks littleme for the hint to twisting your book title...........hope yours was just a book title as well - wasn't it? 

[littleme61_6]

After Christmas Cleaning By Jay Cloth

Yep, just a book title it was Lindum. 

I took more decorations down today, just my Christmas tree still twinkling away, and will stay up until the 5th.

 I like it so much I know I will miss it. Last year I felt the same way, so I bought a large vase, also some Twig Lights, that compensated then for the year, to brighten up the corner, which I will put back again. 

[lindum-49]

Echoes Of The Christmas Just Past By Manny Walnuts & Juan Xmaspud

to go.......and an unstarted 4.5 kg Serrano Ham..............sandwiches until next New Year methnks................daughter has lost 7.5 lbs since she started the Norovirus diet on Monday poor thing.......not interested in a ham sandwich either!

[littleme61_6]

Getting Into Exercising By Skip Arownd

[vanjim50]

Leicester This Morning,Rheumatism Appointment Tomorrow.Can It Get Any Better? by Howard Ino

Getting cold by the weekend.Stay warm folks!

[lindum-49]

The Government Has Me Worried So Awake Early By Phil N Taxforms

........good morning in the Midshires Jimbo, free appointments I hope as we head towards being creaking doors...........I've got blood tests tomorrow towards a meeting with the diabetic nurse later this month.....wine gums now off the menu forever.........reckon I can get tax relief for the treadmill I bought towards making me fitter?.........now trying to remember how to log onto the tax website so I can loose even more of my pension helping others.........no longer the season of ho ho ho...........thanks for the cold warning, early snow forecast so waxing up my skies and servicing the toboggan then.........stay sane eh!  

[littleme61_6]

Keep Illness Away By Doc Carering

[lindum-49]

What Secrets Lay Inside The Mystery Box In The Corner By Moore Pressies

........oops, I knew had bought some gifts for the family back in November, they will be put away until next year in the hope that the family does not put on weight............or notices the best before dates!.............last bit there just a joke of course.

........will keep taking the 1000mg cod-liver oil capsules littleme, they seem to be working OK for me so far........jimbo should try them as well.

[littleme61_6]

Planning For Some Spring Cleaning By Dusty Taybull

Hope all goes well with the blood tests and your visit to the Diabetic nurse Lindum. 

[lindum-49]

New Dyson And Still Hoovering? By Ken Wood

.......good product placement all those years ago.......should we now be Dysoning?........useless things, so many at the car boot last Sunday, wonder why? I'll stick with my Henry......at least he always seems to be smiling. Thanks for the thought littleme, hope jimbo also is doing OK.......all those years on damp mowers out on the links.

[littleme61_6]

Creating Nutritious Soups By Von Sheff

( I bought one recently, and wow, so easy to make, and very tasty the soup is too) 

[vanjim50]

The Song Is Ended, But The by Melody Lingersson

I've got a mate who lives on the local council estate and he has never trusted banks.

He reckons he keeps his money under the mattress.

I asked him whether he thought that was safe.

He said "Who's going to be looking for money in my front garden".

A short explainatory note to accompany your e-mail,please Richard. Are you a subscriber?

[lindum-49]

Too What, Too Wit, Too Who By Lucy Date

..........subscriber?....................sorry jimbo, just woke up to being 68 today......yeeha I made it....... and realise I'm still as thick as two short planks...........but I did complete my Self Assessment Tax form yesterday and "growling" paid my additional taxation due on my overseas pension - which is already taxed at source. Got to be in it to lose it I suppose....Ho hum.........back to sleep, hear from you soon eh........now what am I doing here at his hour and which way to the bedroom? 

..just noticed -3.6c at the moment out side...........happy wotsits to me then as I head for the duvet for a few more hours unless Mr Bladder ruins the show as usual.......

[littleme61_6]

What To Receive On Your 68th Birthday By Oscar Awarded

Happy Birthday Lindum and tell Mr Bladder to Behave. 

[lindum-49]

Two Outdoor Twig Robins And A Few CD's By Irma Solucky

....thanks littleme, great day out with the kids today and a ticket to an outdoor event in July with the Household  Cavalry, a Spitfire and cannons firing alongside a musical concert............yep, all in all, being 68 was a good day...........

[lindum-49]

How To Win Friends And Influence People At Your Inaugural Presidential Speech Whilst Slating Those Around You By Mustapha Deathwish

.......now who is going to put the Great back into Great Britain by having a pop at those around you who have created the problem?..........just wondering and wandering freely......  blooming cold here in Surreyshire at this precise moment as temp gauge reading -5.6c..........off buying at car boot this morning if anyone there and car will de-ice...........