Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[littleme61_6]

Shame no boxes of choccies, but the satsumas will do. 

American Indians Tents By T Pee

[lindum-49]

How To Cook A Roast Turkey Dinner Flavour Pizza By Dom Inoes

......with sprouts?

[littleme61_6]

Yucky Sprouts 

Moving On From Sad Times By Yul Forgett

[lindum-49]

How To Dispose Of Unwanted Doorstep Warblers By Carol Singers

.......Toblerone........what a disaster, won as a raffle prize last night ..............and now too easy to break!

[littleme61_6]

*Quicker to tuck in then* 

Never Look Back By Luke Ahedd

[lindum-49]

Cutting Down & Decorating The Christmas Tree By Tim Burr

I've just decorated the tree.........daughter doesn't like it..........and what's wrong with pink emulsion?

[littleme61_6]

Pink emulsion!.   

Experiencing A Terrible Storm By Gayle Badd

[lindum-49]

My Experience Of Nearly Being Hit By A Blazing Meteorite By Sonia Yetsofar

ok...repainted the tree white, that didn't look right over the pink so went and bought another Hong Kong Pine...........this looks OK. Yes it's green!

[lindum-49]

Hearing And Other Audio Problems By Ivan Innerearitch 

[lindum-49]

Teaching Billards To Begineers By Ian Offthered

[littleme61_6]

Phew!. Green Tree at last. 

Getting To Be Happier Every Day By Joy Full

[lindum-49]

Drills, Jig-Saws & Planes By Andy Mann

...and I thought a screwdriver was a cocktail?...........

[littleme61_6]

How to cure a Migraine By Ed Ache

[vanjim50]

Inventing Christmas by Pat Pending

11th of December and i'm already pig-sick of Christmas.Bah humbug !!

[lindum-49]

December 25th: Good Or Evil By Sam Artitans

......hi Jimbo, if your not careful yule be on the norty list..........and Santa won't be popping down your chimney with any Ho Ho Ho for you...........embrace the weirdness, love your sprouts and don't overspend on the credit card. Or start to open the cheapest liquer chocolates you can find to test and let the month float by....hic

[littleme61_6]

Special Christmas Presents For Children By Ben D Toyz

[lindum-49]

Providing The Overspend At Christmas By Barclay Kard

....and the fear of the statement in January..........ho ho oh no!..........still loads of holidays to look at............Hope Cove anyone?

[littleme61_6]

Royal Doulton Porcelain and China Collections By Toby Jugg

[lindum-49]

Don't Have A Christmas Office Party To Go To, Neither Do I? By Billy Nomates

......OK so I'll pretend to have one with a cheese sarnie, nibbles and a glass of Ribena....

[littleme61_6]

Hoping To Get Invited To A Christmas/New Year Party By Will E Invyte

*I can send some Jelly to go with your party food*