Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

How To Build An Ark By Bea Enqueue

no rain!...........crikey, where abouts in the country or Europe are you littleme61_6?..............

[littleme61_6]

Gripping Outdoor Thriller By Cliff Hanger

Yep, not a drop of rain today, but for sure a lot yesterday up the lane in the countryside area of Bolton. 

[lindum-49]

The Biggest Work Of Fiction: My Bank Statement By H Essbeecee

yikes!........any further up norf littleme61_6 and you'll be off the edge of the map!

[lindum-49]

How To Motivate Yourself On A Dark Winters Day By Ryder Bike

....and don't forget your lights!!!

[littleme61_6]

Yep!. I make sure I cling on to the edge tightly as I don't like the idea of falling off. 

Excavating The Land By Doug Upp

[lindum-49]

Going Carefully Into The Blackness Of The Cobwebby Attic By Chris T Mastree & Dec O'rations

........looks like the BIG day is coming...........and for Jimbo soon be going!

[littleme61_6]

Selecting the Best Rice By Paddy Field

(I have written out my Santa list, and got my sack ready for the BIG day)

[vanjim50]

Another Sherry,Santa? by Eamonn Tillado

Richard. Trying to get pictures changed to JPG format,then i will post motorbike pics.Seems ebay won't accept the format my pics are in.Just when you think you understand the interweb thingy, eh !

[vanjim50]

Another Sherry,Santa? by Olly Rosso

[littleme61_6]

Settling Back Home Again By I. May Ditt

[lindum-49]

Drinks For Over The Christmas Period By Al Coholic

............so I said to this fat guy in the Santa suit.........."I don't care who you are, just get the reindeer and sleigh off of my roof!"

[lindum-49]

Making The Best Of A Really Bad Job That Wasn't Supposed To Be Like That But Ended Up Even Worse Than Expected When I Didn't Want It To Be, I Think By Sue Confused

and..................if your an Insomniac..............there are now only 4 sleeps until Christmas!

[littleme61_6]

Punishment In The Olden Days At School By Cain Hurts

[lindum-49]

Please Miss It Wasn't Me By Dee Tention

[littleme61_6]

Recovering From Injuries By Tony Better

[lindum-49]

How To Make A Book Title Sound Serious By R U Well

...........just a title little-me61-6 ? or has a catastrophe happened that the readers can share in and go "ahhh"......hope all is ok though.

Jimbo....still waiting on the beastie snaps and hope your staying warm in the Midshires..............we have had two days starting at -6C to keep us running..........can I hear sleigh bells in the distant? or is it something else............nope, door bell, Hermes delivery! 

[littleme61_6]

Thank you Lindum, all is going okay, and a lot better. So kind of you to ask. 

Nice Aroma's From The Kitchen By T Cooking 

[lindum-49]

Pattern Side Out By Wal Papering

...carpet fitters delayed by illness so thought why not start the decorating...........they now turn up tomorrow afternoon............be doing the midnight hour methinks..........

[littleme61_6]

 

Children's Fluffy Toys By Ted E Bear 

[lindum-49]

The Art Of Going Out Shopping And Coming Home Without Any Food For The Weekend By Tess Coes

.......OK so I got distracted by all the special offers..............anyone want a satsuma....I have a box of them, why?