Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

Measure Twice, Cut Once! By I Forgot

........good advice.........anybody want a door 30" wide x 64" high.

[littleme61_6]

Botched Workmanship  By Sue Him

[lindum-49]

The Strange Case Of The Missing Trick And Treaters By Donna Pushmebell

...ET has a lot to answer for.......

[littleme61_6]

Sports Attire By Jim Shoos

[lindum-49]

Do You Bury A Zombie Or Cremate It? By Paul Bearer

[lindum-49]

Teaching A Model How To Spin, Twirl & Sparkle On The Catwalk By Katherine Wheel

[lindum-49]

Learning To Get The Written Word Across By I Lighter

[littleme61_6]

Falling in Love By B. Myne

[lindum-49]

Going To Thailand & Cambodia By Bin There and Dun Thatt 

[littleme61_6]

Witches On Broomsticks By Hal O Ween

[lindum-49]

The Grim Reaper Only Calls Once By Hugh S Knocking  

[littleme61_6]

I Wish I Could Grow  By Tom Thumb

(I wish I could grow too - Only 4ft 11) 

[lindum-49]

Growing Old Is Mandatory, Growing Up Is Optional By Simon Sezz

....Kylie Minogue is only one inch taller then........... 🙂

[lindum-49]

The Darkness, The Fog And The Opened Coffin By Watt Footsteps

[littleme61_6]

Wow, the Pumpkins look good. 

Making The Best Cup Of Tea By T Baggs

[lindum-49]

Warning Devices For Cyclists By Issa Belleone

.......survived the onslaught last night - all lights off and went short mat bowling!

[lindum-49]

How To Cook The Worlds Most Popular Cake By Victoria Sponge

......can only remember what these tasted like nowadays........banned for ever more........big ah!

[littleme61_6]

The Star Wars Universe By Jed Eye

( I will bake a Victoria Sponge, and let you know how your share tasted. ) 

[lindum-49]

101 Things To Do With Unsolicited Christmas Catalogues By Chuck Emaway 

.......for recycling of course................and thanks littleme61_6 for your very kind offer........

[lindum-49]

How I forgot The Matches And What Happened Next By Guy Fawkes

Old school ditty from my past:

Remember, remember the 5th of November:

For I was involved in the plot:

But it struck me in time, that treasons a crime:

Which Guy Fawkes poor fellow forgot!