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[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

The Druids And The Unfinished Stonehenge By Ned S Aroof

.........hopefully you were there this morning littleme........shaking your beads and tail feathers......stay cool, storms incoming with big bangs.

Temp reading at moment +40.3c out doors and indoors +28c ..............just had to abandon bowls as too hot this morning to continue.

[littleme61_6]

Many People Enjoy A Refreshing Cold Drink By Stella Artois

... Oh yep, I was there Lindum, doing my thing. Well, I was there in mind.  

Phew, mighty hot there for you isn't it. Temperature outside my side is 26C. Just as hot inside I reckon. 

[vanjim50]

A summer Pastime by Beau Lingreen

When my knees were still working,i used to cut the green at the local Con club.42metres by 42 metres.Afterwards i would join the more sociable members for a few ends and a few beers.It was generally agreed that with my large hands,a heavier bowl was the way ahead.So i purchased a set and found them o.k but the finger and thumb holes were a distraction.The Con club has since been knocked down and turned into a care home.A new Con club was built and a new green.Unfortunately it could only measure 25 x 25 and i don't think i've seen anyone play on it. Six tins of Carling and Coronation Sreet tonight.Now that's what i call living it up.!!!

[lindum-49]

Bowls, A Mat And A Jack By Watt Agame

...........sorry to hear that your knees are not yet bionic jimbo, many members in the club now have new bits to keep them going........and they don't clank when they walk up the rink!

Any crisps with that Carling?............stay cool storms in coming - the web site below is worth a look:

http://www.isleofwightweather.co.uk/live_storm_data.htm

[littleme61_6]

Always Finding Fault With Everything By Mo Ninng

[littleme61_6]

An Evening Out Enjoying An Orchestra By Phil Harmonic

[lindum-49]

Looking Skyward For Some Relief By Raine Klouds

.........and why exactly is it we go to Spain etc for our summer holidays?.........and then can't enjoy our own little bit of hot weather when it arrives............we have sand, sea and icecream but do we deserve it?

[lindum-49]

Thunder And Lightening, Very Very Frightening By Mum Ameea

........rain drops, we have rain drops with rather large rumbles overhead..............birds flying South? Box Hill about to erupt....is this the end of Surreyshire?...........

outdoor +26.5c...........indoor +21.8c

[lindum-49]

How To Approach An Angry Welsh Cheese? By C Aerphilly

.......outdoor 30.8c - indoor 26.2c........all clouds moved away and the sun is back.....for now......bowling starts at 2pm.

[littleme61_6]

Waiting For The Weather To Decide What It Wants To Do By Wynn D. Daye

... So strange how the weather was earlier Lindum. Heavy in the sky as if rain or thunder would come any minute. It was like that for several hours. Not even a tweet from any birds, no puff of a breeze. No the sun is out, not too warm, but I am pleased about that for the coolness.  16C.

[lindum-49]

Storms Have Moved On By Ken T Hasthem

.......see the link I posted above for the Isle of Wight Storm View littleme...........poor old Kent is having a wild few minutes....stay cool

[littleme61_6]

Seeing The Sky Brightening Up Again By Sonny Hasarrived

.... Bad for places like that Lindum, short-lived hopefully, then some better weather. Hope too not the end of Surreyshire.   

The temperature has dipped a bit more my side, fluctuating between 15/16C. 

[littleme61_6]

Enjoyable Food For Squirrels By Hazel Nutt

[lindum-49]

Squirrels Are Enjoyable Food By Manny Nations

.......outdoor larder grub, grilled in a white wine sauce..............but not for me

I was a Hokey Cokey addict, but I turned myself around. That's what it's all about!

[littleme61_6]

Enjoying All Ballroom Waltzes By Dan Saway

... I liked the Hokey Cokey, but a few times when I turned around I fell.  

[vanjim50]

Dry As A Wrestler's Jockstrap by Wendy Raincame

We had about ten minutes of very light rain here in the Midshires.Trouble is,it left sandy deposits all over peoples cars.My Renault is gold coloured so looks like the cleanest car in the road,but my deep blue Tigra looks like the result of 3 year old's imagination at the nursery school art exhibition !

[littleme61_6]

How The Month Has Flown By June Ending

Gosh, that sand certainly gets around doesn't it Vanjim. 

[littleme61_6]

Summer Flowers Are Beautiful By Lily Blooming

[lindum-49]

Does Pollen Get Up Your Nose? By Perry Ton & A Fever

......love summer flowers too littleme.......atishooooooo

[littleme61_6]

Wild Flowers Are Lovely To See By Daisy Chayne

.. My mum suffered with hay fever, my heart goes out to anyone with it.