Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[littleme61_6]

Knighted by the Queen By Neil Downn

[littleme61_6]

Working Out At The Sports Centre By Jim Nasium

[littleme61_6]

No Places To Hide by I. C. Yew

[littleme61_6]

What Ever Are You Thinking About By Penny Foryourthoughts

[littleme61_6]

Don't Wait Up For Anyone Going Out By C. U. Laytur

[littleme61_6]

Making Use Of Partially Decomposed Vegetation By Pete Land

[littleme61_6]

Wishing You Had Many Friends By Billy Nomaytes

[littleme61_6]

Too Much Rain Caused A Lot Of Damage By Adam Flooded

[lindum-49]

Never Too Sure On Historic Quotations By Hugh Saidthat

.......well done littleme..........more into the pot, your s t e a m i n g..............

Once a King, always a King, once a Knights enough!......hic 

[lindum-49]

It's The Way I Tell Them By R Tobesure

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

[lindum-49]

Another Day, Another Dollar! By Sterling Needed

.........Surreyshire full of birdsong this morning.........and the distant roar of the M25!

[lindum-49]

Keeping Up With Me, Not The Jones's By Ivor Neukarr

........it's my cars 4th birthday today............and someone on Saturday in Tesco's hit my rear bumper, enough to notice......grrrrrrrrr 

[lindum-49]

Blood Tests For The Elderly - While You Wait By Gerry Atrick

......and I thought the notice in the surgery just now was a joke!.........

[littleme61_6]

What Did He Do After A Hard Days Work - Betty Slept

'' Oo, I was on a roll yesterday, my brain got in top gear Lindum. 

Happy 4th Birthday to your car.

At least it had a Birthday Bump. Well, hope not too serious. 

[littleme61_6]

Finally Reached The Planned Destination By Cliff Topps

[littleme61_6]

Cursing Is Not At All Needed By Buddy Ell

[littleme61_6]

Deciding On Which Lamp To Choose By Stan Dard

[littleme61_6]

Beautiful Scents From Many Roses By Petal Aroma

[littleme61_6]

Settling Up With Recent Purchases By Bill Reddee

[littleme61_6]

Not Happy With The Appearance Of Cooked Meats By Graham Badd