Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[10phizz]

An Englishman`s Home by Mike Astle

[vanjim50]

It's All Greek To Me by Alf Abeater

[robin190970]

Greek for Beginners by Gran`ma Delta

[vanjim50]

Gazebo by Poppy Tupp

[10phizz]

Trains by NGN Driver

[ray_fuller]

Rusty Bedsprings by I P Knightly

[10phizz]

50 ways to make money   by Itza Doddle

[lindum-49]

Yawning & Stretching! By Ben I Burrnating

......through the haze of the hospital mask is all I could hear was a jimbo calling me.......will be back soon mon ami......almost rebuilt......took an age to refind this play area!......see you have attracted some new comers which is always welcome......back to bed before matron gets the rectal thermometer out as a punishment.........it's only a dream jimbo!! 

[lindum-49]

Greeks Vs Italians By Juan Fortheroad

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That may be true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

[lindum-49]

Past The Midnight Hour By Sindy Rella

The wife left a note on the fridge....    

"It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mums!!"    

I opened the fridge, the light came on & the beer was cold...buggered if I know what she was on about!

[vanjim50]

He's Back by Halle-Lou Yarr

Welcome home big guy !

[10phizz]

The joy of sex by  O.Lettice Haver-Bitte

[vanjim50]

I Married A Bigamist by Polly and Russ Marridge

(i've still got it)

[vanjim50]

Where's My Feedback Gone? by Adam Liberty 

[lindum-49]

Once A King Always A King, But Once A Kights Enough By Penny Cillian

...I see your feedback jimbo.........have some of mine to play with in the mean time.......;-)

......weird things happening to this thread at the moment.....just getting my big screwdriver.......

[lindum-49]

The Joy Of Sex Revisited By Prof L Atlick

......slowly remembering what to do..........book titles that is!

[lindum-49]

They Are Coming! By Ollie M Picks

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the G4S security gate.

" McTavish , Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.. " Waddington-Smythe , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing"

[lindum-49]

I Need A Summer Holiday By Amburr Sol-Hair

Took the wife to the disco last weekend.
 
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large: breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips....you know....."the works".
 
My wife said, "That guy proposed to me 25 years ago and I turned him down."

I said, "Looks like he's still flipping celebrating....!!! "

[10phizz]

Motoring for Pleasure by Joll E Along.

Bloke walks into a bookshop, asks if they have any books by Shakespeare.

Certainly sir , which one ?

William .

[lindum-49]

G4S: A Company That Really Couldn't Organise A P*ss Up In A Brewery By C Curitygard

....but they will take your money for trying to!.....

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just pee off and leave me alone...

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

No-one is listening until you break wind.

Always remember, you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of water with both feet.