Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

After The Midnight Hour By Ty M Andahalf



.....taxi service yet again and up for car booting at sparrows......roll on work tomorrow....zzzzzzz

[vanjim50]

A Senior Moment by Toby Yungaggen
I knew i'd seen that joke somewhere before!!

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The Forgiven, I Think? By Al S Heimer



....and so old age comes to us all jim, some sooner, some later.........but if the truth be known we will not get of this planet alive, that's for sure!

.......my new years resolution of not eating a Mars Bar is doing well for the 8th year in a row......now addicted to Twix, Kit Kats and Double Deckers though......

[jollygembabes]

CRYOGENIC PRESERVATION
By Frahzin T.Timm

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How To Wise Up & Win The Lottery By A Ticket



......well I did, did you?

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Missing Old Friends By L O Everybody

[jollygembabes]

Deciphering small print
By Gondaspik Seevers

[vanjim50]

Isn't She Lovely by Ed Turner

Having just bought Darren Bent,if the Villa buy Robbie Keane from Spurs their forward line will read..

YOUNG,BENT and KEANE...........The Villa already have a huge gay following.This will put more bums on seats(no pun intended)

[jollygembabes]

The Art of Self Defence
By Ed Basher

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"Sort Of Rules Of The Book Titles Thread" By Clare Riffication



.....sorry about the delay folks in responding to recent emails from Fear***, Lazee-b*** (and maybe others wondering) who have asked 'how or what do you do on this thread?' - now we are under new management of the Fun & Games area........simples peeps...........choose your own made up book title - or steal, rebend, rewrite, stretchhhh, plagerise a proper one - and add in a "silly" author - the only "rule or requirement" - as can be seen from the preceeding 12000 odd titles - is that the authors first name should be sort of a "recognisable" real name or maybe just a letter, abbreviation etc (just remember that kiddywinks can access this area so beware of swear/naughty/rude names).......whole conversations between authors have taken place in this manner over the years (mostly late at night over a few glasses of something)........so sometimes names slip to suit the chatter though........but what the heck when your having fun..........keep smiling and keep the book titles coming in authors.......it makes other people smile out there so we hear! Cheers.

ps......and for those that have noticed....the Ebay elves were responsible for deleting the first 4000 titles ages ago.....not us!

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Smile - It's Good For The Weekend By Al Mosthere
😉 

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Tony Blair's - Lost Memories Of Iraq By Noah Surprise

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The Merger Of British Airways With Iberia By P A Ella & Matt Adoor



.......sombrero's will be a must and straw donkeys will be carried free then??.......

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Information Overload - A Quick Guide To Easing The Problem By Dee Letyremails



......did you know that recycled electrons love their tummies tickled.......get rid of your stored emails and set them electrons free.......today's campaign.....FREE OLD ELECTRONS!

[lindum-49]

Shelving For Begineers By Bea Annque





.....and haven't the prices gone up there as well!!!

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Cod Liver Oil Is Good For You By Arthur Writus 

[vanjim50]

The Joys Of A Three Day Weekend by Ty Deehouse

Finally got all the Christmas decorations up in the loft.Busy comparing the meerkat for car insurance.Got to phone mobile mechanic to sort out M.O.T.and associated repairs etc.Not as easy as one might think because i have a speeding fixed penalty fine still unresolved (36 mph in a 30 zone) and a guy who may or may not claim for me clipping his petrol flap on the garage forecourt(£10.00 max).Annus Horibilis or what?Back to it.....

[lindum-49]

Bubble Wrap Popping By Sue Theraputic   :^O

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A Tonic For Jim By Lynn Dumm


...sounds as if your in a load of doggy do do up their in the Midshires me old mucker.....try SAGA for the insurance.....a bottle of whiskey for the petrol flap chap......pay the fine and hope that the mechanic doesn't burst into laughter with" You must be joking Ben Hur"...............



A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates...

As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'  

St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'

So the zebra went off in search of God.            

When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'         

God simply replied 'You are what you are.'         

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'         

The zebra looked puzzled.. 'No sir, God simply said “You are what you are.”         

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes..'       
The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'         

'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes,  God would have said, “You is what you is”..'

[vanjim50]

Is Honesty The Best Policy? by Moore Money
Having spent the last 45 minutes or so on the phone,the situation is this;The A.A was my best quote at £246.30 fully comp.I was honest with them and told them about my troubles and it went up to £468.00 .I then got in touch with my current insurers(M&S) who after numerous calls to providers etc,informed me the g*t had already been paid out in November.Nobody has had the decency to inform me of this bombshell.Now,it seems,M&S may be the best quote at £340.00.At least i've got the mechanic on board.Also,i have no idea why this is so big.