Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[vanjim50]

African Odyssey V by Mal Larway

[vanjim50]

I Wish You Were Whiskey by Campbell Town

[clogher21]

Padlock your trunk.
L.E.Phant.

[vanjim50]

Spanish Omelettes by Sam and Ella Outbreak.
Topical or what?

[tamarafish]

what do you call the deer with no eyes by noah idea

[vanjim50]

Religion In The Vallies by Abbot E.Lairy

[vanjim50]

Cookin' Oop North by Chef Field

[vanjim50]

Deepest Darkest Derbyshire by Matt Locke
In and out like a dog at a fair.....

[ailishinspainailish]

ten years in the saddle by ivor bumsores

[lindum-49]

The Return Of The Electrons By L O Playmates



...new BT hub caused my pooter to dislike the world thanks to a conflict between McAfee and anti virus software I had already installed on my machine....not nice not being able to say hi to friends and add into this thread....so hello james - hope the world is OK with you and the wind swept north as we are slowly running out of places down south to hide the water!

[lindum-49]

Now Where In The World Was I By Al Berkirkee

[vanjim50]

Christmas Comes But Once A Year by Frank Incense
Welcome back.Isn't technology wonderful? We've had a couple of newies join us and they should be encouraged.Whatever happened to Nursey on the I.O.M.??. All my Christmas shopping done,and all i want for Christmas is a Beatle.Not a teddy bear,just a Beatle.I can't wait for Christmas day to come etc etc etc(a modern classic,i'm sure you'll agree.

[lindum-49]

She Loves You, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah By Jing L Bells

Christmas theme of course jim....or did you mean the Beetle...of which to get one in your stocking would need a lot larger than the M&S size 9-11....unless its a remote control one of course....car not stocking!

Hi to all the newbies and please keep them titles coming in as we move ever closer to the 12k mark...can we crack it before the new year arrives....ho ho ho! Wendy where are you?....emailing to see if the I.O.M. is still there or has sunk?

[vanjim50]

An X-Box Christmas by D.J.Hero featuring Rappin' Paper
Boy:-Xbox 360,guitar hero,various games etc.
Girl:-Touchphone,books,dvd's etc
Me:-Debtors prison....Happy Christmas.

[lindum-49]

And The Wife, Don't Forget The Wife By Knutz R Roasting


...the biog....wow I've found a long lost rellie!....

[lindum-49]

Christmas Only Gets One Star By Beth Le'Hem


...latest Seasick CD + Fleetwood Mac + Slade and that's me done.....eldest son: signed 24 Series 7.....youngest son: dental treatment.....daughter: travel insurance as heading back out to Thailand to look after the orphan jumbo's for 6 months as her two Wine Rack shops are now closing.....other half: 12" extractor fan in the shower room + new wheels on her Mazda zimmer frame....

[vanjim50]

Christmas.One Long Pantomime by Cindy Reller
I didn't list Janes present list because she sometimes reads these pages.Hang on though!There could be some bonus points to be earned here.
Wife:-Diamond ring,diamond earrings,two day pamper break at Spa,three week holiday to Barbados and a years subscription to "Hunky Boys".These are amongst the many gifts she will not be getting.Though if the money was a little less tight she surely would,and some.

[vanjim50]

Where in God's name does this smiley come from by Miss Terri Toomey

[lindum-49]

Flying Quadrupeds By Rayne Deere

[lindum-49]

Give Us A Kiss For Christmas By Miss L Toe