Christmas Comes But Once A Year by Frank Incense
Welcome back.Isn't technology wonderful? We've had a couple of newies join us and they should be encouraged.Whatever happened to Nursey on the I.O.M.??. All my Christmas shopping done,and all i want for Christmas is a Beatle.Not a teddy bear,just a Beatle.I can't wait for Christmas day to come etc etc etc(a modern classic,i'm sure you'll agree.
jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)