Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[vanjim50]

What!! by Miss Dapoint

I have absolutely no idea what you guys have been on about,but i am sure many have.I cut grass d'you see?:^O

[debswey]

We're Talking About fna's Hard Drive by Jim Nosenow

Nobody is responsible for me, I am totally irresponsible! Save the fifth smiley!
Please see my page for how you can help charity for the price of a stamp!

[vanjim50]

Too Much Weight by Jamie Donut
I can't seem to get below 16st 12lb's.Perhaps if i strip off my Chain mail vest,cami knickers and peep hole bra,i might just do it....

[debswey]

Jim Wears A Peephole Bra? by Wanda Ringabouthim

Nobody is responsible for me, I am totally irresponsible! Save the fifth smiley!
Please see my page for how you can help charity for the price of a stamp!

[fna_clue]

Shedding Pounds
By P C Kapput

Hi Jim, not the dietry kind - look at earlier posts.
Watch Jane hasn't got her foot on the corner of the scales at the weigh-in!

[debswey]

Raising Money For Charity by Chris Massevent

Nobody is responsible for me, I am totally irresponsible! Save the fifth smiley!
Please see my page for how you can help charity for the price of a stamp!

[lindum-49]

Early Rising To Fly North For The Day by Ed Inburrow


...if only to get back to your weight jim lad...upping the exercise now to get to 20st by the 21.12.05...so another 12lbs to shift....will wave as I pass overhead at 07.15....taxi due at 5pm.....stay warm....nice to see Debs so active back on the thread as well....still irresponsible I see...

[vanjim50]

Give A Royal Inch,Take A Royal Mile by Scott Sporridge
Fly safely,Rocketman!

[dengate50]

BINGE DRINKING BY B.A.PRATT

[debswey]

Totally Irresponsible Behaviour by Dawn Rightbad

(with a funny accent ;))

Nobody is responsible for me, I am totally irresponsible! Save the fifth smiley!
Please see my page for how you can help charity for the price of a stamp!

[debswey]

Sometimes Irresponsible Behaviour Isn't That Bad by Dawn Rightgood

;)

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[the_wiser_bood]

My Botty Hurts by Dana Bigpoo

just thought I would share that with you all, lol.

[vanjim50]

The Mystery Of Morse Code by Dot Dashdot

[vanjim50]

Why Are Midland Teams So Very Bad At Premiership Football by Wilbur Minghamgodown and Orville Agowithem.

[lindum-49]

The Longest Day Yet by Dee Layedshuttle


...so the bood has piles, the football teams are a pile of ***** and British Airways can also join in somewhere with delays over the UK....Scotland was chilly...the meeting organiser had a car crash on the way into work this morning and ended up in hospital...his deputy was off ill with food posioning from last nights curry so a chuff day was had by all that attended....best laid plans of mice, keyboards and men!!.....

[lindum-49]

Tired, Cold And Been Up For Hours by Ann Idiot


...at least the taxi company had been told that I was delayed by 2 hours otherwise god knows what the waiting time would have been at Heathrow nowadays...hope all you lot have had a good day and hello Dengate50....

[debswey]

Oh Dear, Poor Lindum by Bet R Daytomorrow

Nobody is responsible for me, I am totally irresponsible! Save the fifth smiley!
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[lindum-49]

Going Up A Few Tog Tonight by Rudie Coldinsurrey


...not saying it's cold down here but even the rabbit was knocking on the patio doors to be let in just now....I told her to hop it of course...

[lindum-49]

Sympathy For A Cold Traveller by Gita Lifemeoldson


..cheers Debs...tomorrow will be a better day...I will look back and smile as I submit my expenses and overtime!!...hope your warm further down south??..

[debswey]

Not Noticed It's Cold Today by Noah C Breeze


(my heating isn't even on, mainly because the programmer has a mind of its own and doesn't do as it's told)

Nobody is responsible for me, I am totally irresponsible! Save the fifth smiley!
Please see my page for how you can help charity for the price of a stamp!