Question: Why was Santa seen sitting on a pub roof?
Answer: Because he'd heard the publican say because it was Christmas, the drinks were on the house! As Basil Brush would say - boom boom!
Groan then. See if I care!
Q ...... what is father christmas's wife call...
A .....mary
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.
