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Christmas cracker jokes

Did you hear about the stupid plastic surgeon?Yes. He stood in front of the fire and melted!Doctor, Doctor! Everyone thinks I'm a liar!Doctor: I don't believe you!Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?Because it wasn't rai...

Calling Captain Bovine

Hey coo , do you never look up ^^^^^^^ you have a message up there me dear

Christmas movie trivia

Name That Christmas Movie! "Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."Spoiler (Highlight to read)It's a wonderful lifeIt's a wonderful life "What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, me...

Did you know

Did You Know?According to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners. Did You Know?Christmas trees remove dust and pollen from the air. Did You Know?Nearly 3,000 tons of aluminium foil will be used to wrap Christma...

Wonders if CG has got her tree up yet

Having a Sunday lunch today. (Monday)

Because everything was a bit manic yesterday, I am having a calm day today and I shall be cooking Roast pork for tea with roasties and veg. Now back to putting up the tree.

Rinestones

need some rhinestones 1mm with a backing like a small peramid for clue been looking cant find em any ideas

Hairy chests - Yes or No?

Following on from a remark of Saasher's. So, welcome mat or baby's bum? For my part I like a man to have a hairy chest, not an aggressively black one like a sheepskin rug, but a nice, natural one. A grey grizzled one is my fave, but maybe that's beca...

Its saturday which means only one thing strictly cant wait.

Strictly should be good tonight, as the dancers have to dance two dances tonight.

I've had me tea.....

we had rib eye steak, jacket spuddy, onions and mushrooms and peas, boy was it ever good. Our treat to ourselves this year.

Message from Rose

Rose has asked me to give you this message, which I do so gladly.Merry Christmas to everyone & enjoy the festive season! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Meteor shower tonight - we're doomed, I tell you!

There's a meteor shower due tonight just after ten. If you look east you should see them between ten p.m. and two a.m. if, like me, you're a night owl. As forecast by St. John the Divine in the Book of Revelations. Don't believe me? Read all about it...

oooo me hooves!!!

did my 6hr shift at work, all that walking, then my friend wanted me to go and decorate her tree for her, so I went over there had lunch and then started on the tree..took me ages, so there I was standing there doing the tree...I had to ask her for s...

Sellotape. How do you clean the stuff off flat surfaces?

How do you remove the adhesive left behind once you've removed Sellotape from a flat surface. I sold a printer the other day, and you would not believe the trouble I had removing the stuff where I had something stuck to it. No amount of scrubbing wit...

What kind and colour of car do you drive, what size engine?

Hubby thinking about buying me a new one, I have my Renault, which I love, but OH is pushing me towards an Audi A3 - anyone know anything about them?

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jinfgle all the way.....................................

I love 'Rocking Around the Christmas Tree and a few others - which ones do you like? I remember Eartha Kitt singing 'Santa Baby slip a sable under the tree for me' - she was terrific, Over to you

The unashamed tea thread

Fish and chips for us. OH is working tonight and I worked last night so a right couple of sleepy heads here. So it was a trip to the chippy.

Breast feeding

What is your opinion on women that breast feed their babies in public? Is it right or should it be done discreedly?

well they say it happens in threes

Big son mark broke my couch (the one I had to take the window out to get in )The microwave started sparking........ thats the end of that oneKnob and bolt holding it, snapped off the cooker (it had to be the oven one !!) Luckily Eldest son is a joine...

Watching telly from the 70s and 80s....

I can't get over the men! Women still look much the same, give or take a bubble perm, but the blokes could be off another planet. Tight, tight trousers, long hair, humungous moustaches, shirts unbuttoned to reveal welcome-mat style chests.... I was w...

2 weeks and 14 sleeps 'til Christmas, where did that time go.

The only thing I have organised is the shopping order for the 23rd, I have 3 presents for one person and 2 small gifts for far away friends and that is it. I spent 2 hours on one website last night trying to order a pair of expensive trainers for my ...

Sending gold through the post for cash - always discrepancy with weight

I have used Hatton Gdn for the last few years to cash my gold in and their weights were always spot on with what i measured it to be. That is until 2 months ago when it was always a discrepancy creaping in of 2 grams less here and there with me being...

Anyone make their own quiche?

I've got the bought-in pastry, the eggs, the cheese, and it's only fear holding me back. Have you a foolproof recipe?

Bangs the dinner gong and walks back to the kitchen.

Comfort food for us tonight, sausages, beans and mash.

it's that ho ho ho horrible time of year!

Question: Why was Santa seen sitting on a pub roof?Answer: Because he'd heard the publican say because it was Christmas, the drinks were on the house! As Basil Brush would say - boom boom!Groan then. See if I care!

Desert Island Biscuits......

It's not original but it might help the boards! You're on a desert island...... what biscuit would you take, and why?

maggie maggie maggie

parcel just arrived............. oh my lord maggie...... I didnt expect all of that wonderful driftwood AND shells....... I cant wait to the wee un comes home to start making stuff.