funnies on saturday

[cookiecookuk]

just read this and it made me laugh.:^O

[captainbovine]

:^O

I've got a keyring like that, it makes me laugh everytime I look at it.

it's ME, I'm a Holstein....aren't I luverly?:^O

[stan3502]

[stan3502]

[merc1_clocks]

A wee joke ...

An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back... It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange and grapefruit trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned,
'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

[rainydaywoman11]

:^O at Merc ^^^^

[hightara]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91d2hVds-WA  

[cookiecookuk]

and this

[hightara]

they are soooo bad they are hilarious.........:^O

think someone may get a slap from some button pusher..

and  .. " The lady doth protest too much, methinks. " wont be me cause i

aint no lady:-)

[10phizz]

...........the young bull said to the old bull. Look at those heifers, lets run  across  and do a couple to which the wise old bull said, No, lets stroll across and do the lot !

The old ones are best.............LOL

[mandymoosie]

[mandymoosie]

[mandymoosie]

First one didn't work........should be animated.........I find it really hard to get animations to work on these forums ?:|

Loving all the funnies.........had a good laugh :^O