What Would They Be Like

I was watching Columbo the other day, where his wife is often mentioned but never seen.

 

It occurred to me that there are other programmes where a character is never seen. Others that come to mind are Arthur Daley`s wife in Minder and Sheridan, the son in Keeping Up Appearances.

 

Are there any others, and what sort of actor would be cast in such parts if they were seen, or how do you imagine they would be like.

 

I imagine Arthur Daley`s wife with a headscarf and housecoat,

Mrs Columbo would be rather prim and proper

Sheridan, a young, camp Graham Norton type

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i think Arthurs would be like an older Barbara Windsor,bit sexy but not OTT.

Mrs Columbo would be just an oh so nice lady primly dressed.

I always used to think of Sheridan as Blonde bit Freckly thin sort of boy or man with glasses bit of a nerd mummies boy.

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I always thought of Sheridan as being a younger Dick Emery, - You are lovely but I like you character-  So obviously camp that no-one would ever say he was straight.

 

Mrs. Columbo was a quaint mouse who never went out and

Her indoors I always thought of as a bit of a battleaxe.

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OOhhh blimey i do remember Dick Emery,,, when younger i used to do the " You are awful but i like you" at my brother and it used to really used to make him and me crack up laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. He was very funny.

 

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Nile's wife in Frasier

Meris? Maris?

she was portrayed as such a delicate thing

when you saw Frasiers wife, she wasnt a substantial woman either

so Meris/Maris must have been invisible 

in fact she was Smiley Very Happy

 

Norms wife on cheers, vera

he had a few funny stories about her but she was never shown

 

and there was a childrens show, with tim allen

the neighbour, Wilson

you only saw his hat or eyes

never his full face

 

kinda creepy having a neighbour peer over your fence talking to your children but you dont know what he looks like Smiley Frustrated

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And the next door neighbours mother in One Foot in the Grave.

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So obviously camp that no-one would ever say he was straight.

 

Except his mother

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