Think a few people need cheering up, what about a joke,?

[ed_blackadder_1]

 I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''.            

Lame I know anyone got anything better.

[captainbovine]

police are on the look out for a cross eyed burglar....

if you see him looking in your window, warn your neighbour next door..

I know, I know, but I found it funny...........

[ed_blackadder_1]

I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, ''Are you two an item?''   

[cookiecookuk]

[ed_blackadder_1]

Oh the bear one                 

[ed_blackadder_1]

 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.       

[chickengrandma-2008]

Love the bear one!!!  

Why do fortune tellers walk funny?

Because they have crystal balls.

Am I still here? 

A little man knocked on my door this morning.  He was only 3 ft 3 " tall.

He said, 'Good morning madam, I'm the meter man.'

[cookiecookuk]

[ed_blackadder_1]

he he he the noahs ark one,

Topical this one            

[cookiecookuk]

[captainbovine]

I love that last one...hhahahahahahaaaaaa

[petitecalicocat]