The Night Nurse

 

The Night Nurse;
 
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after
A 16-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque,
she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
and tries to write with it. When she realises her mistake,
she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing
a beat, she says: ‘Well, that's great...that's just great...
Some ass****'s got my pen!
  

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“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”
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Four nurses decide to take some revenge on the doctor they work for, who is a royal pita.

The 1st nurse says - well I stuffed his stethoscope with cotton wool, so he won't be able to hear diddly.

The 2nd nurse says - well girls, I painted all his thermometers so they read 180 - he'll have a fit.

The 3rd nurse says - heck, all that ain't nothing, I spent all yesterday afternoon putting holes in those condoms he keeps in his drawers.

The 4th nurse fainted.

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Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Strange days indeed, strange days indeed,
Most peculiar Mamma.....................................
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emo14.gif I love that one! lol

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"I am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions"
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Smiley LOLSmiley LOLSmiley LOL

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A blonde goes to visit the doctor because she has severe pain in her side.  The doctor examines her and then tells her, you have acute appendicitis, young lady.

 

Gee, that's real nice of you to say so doc, lisped the blonde, but I really came to see you about the pain in my side.

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Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Strange days indeed, strange days indeed,
Most peculiar Mamma.....................................
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HA HA HA HA HA ED Thats Hilarious oohhhhhhhhhh nice pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

 

Woman LOLWoman LOL

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