THE FHG SEWING THREAD :-D

[ilove2patch]

As requested, a place for us to ask for help and advice from other stitchers and to show the things we make.
Over to you.:-D

[captainbovine]

...is Sam a hee Sam or a she Sam?

just want to know before I go giving a big coo lick for my lift home like.....

[ed_blackadder_1]

Nobody dancing?                              

[ed_blackadder_1]

Sam is a she Sam, CB so no tongues

[saasher2012]

Treble decker it is then with special luxury compartment for highly bred Holstein cow wiv a sore clay! Sam.
Please no cow licks, cuddles only!

[captainbovine]

fine, right, no slobber then, I can do a three hooved cuddle no problem.

can ya just all shove up on the dance floor for a moment please, I need to get on there......

[stan3502]

Not sure about the cuddle from a coo Sam just imagine where them udders will end up pressed against plus if you squeeze to hard there's 3 stomachs to squish gassy emittences from ....................................whoops TMI

[bitsnknots]

Methinks that I will pass on the dancing thank you as the pins ain't so good at the moment but never mind.  I'm enjoying the party.  It's good.  Aren't lucky CB having a lift home?  I have to drive so I'm sticking to the lime and soda.

[saasher2012]

Oooh too much information! Still I'm used to turning gassy owd yows over!

[ed_blackadder_1]

Me I am sneaking a lift with the coo, so I am on the snowballs, I have had 2 already, more than I have had all year.

[captainbovine]

I'm very gentle I'll have you know Stan...(and anyhoo...me teats are old, long and saggy so they hang down far far out of the way.....as for the 3 stomachs, I've said I need to loose weight and I'm not owning up to the...oooops 'scuse me.....wind)

[ed_blackadder_1]

I think CB is a very good dancer         

[captainbovine]

er, less of the "owd" if ya don't mind....I can boogie with the best of 'em ya know......well, when I've got 4 hooves in motion that is......

[captainbovine]

ah, yes, that' was in the summer when I had my tan...

as yer know I'm a Holstien...black and white.

I love that frock....I wonder what happened to it............

[stan3502]

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@captainbovine wrote:

I'm very gentle I'll have you know Stan...(and anyhoo...me teats are old, long and saggy so they hang down far far out of the way.....as for the 3 stomachs, I've said I need to loose weight and I'm not owning up to the...oooops 'scuse me.....wind)

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It;s not the 3 stomachs that's the problem dear ............................................it's all those egg butties LOL

[ed_blackadder_1]

Sorry CB but I have found you a new coat.................

[ed_blackadder_1]

Hey Stan lovin the mooooves........            

[saasher2012]

On reflection with all that booze going down yer necks, I think I'd better bring some empty buckets, drench, & the pressure washer as well.

[captainbovine]

ya mean.....I'd have ta give up the egg butties????

Oh, cruel world..................

[captainbovine]

oooh I love purple....

thanks Sam, I'd like ice and a slice in that drench thankyou very much.

[saasher2012]

With a dash of bicarbonate of soda