Sat Nav, a man's view.

[chickengrandma-2008]

 
I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are.

I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
'Cos my Satnav is my wife.

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five."

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene.

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice.

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then
I could turn the b*gger off.

[ed_blackadder_1]

I love it, my OH thinks that is hilarious, just like you he says ha ha ha.

[saasher2012]

Oh yes! Excellent !! Lol

[merc1_clocks]

                                                                         

[bitsnknots]

That's brilliant.

[cookiecookuk]

loved it.had to share it on my fb.

[stroppy*cow]

Great, but "him indoors" has to manage without, I always try to sleep through any car journey - makes life so much easier!

[fishpieface]

He he, that's brilliant!

I had to go to a place last night that was up a load of little lanes in a place I'd never been to.

One of the passengers asked where my sat-nav was and I replied that I don't use sat-nav,

I look up where I'm going using maps and internet.  He was genuinely astonished and said

he reckoned I'd never find the place.

He put sat-nav on his phone and I got on with driving, using the directions I'd worked out

earlier.  I was describing where I was going, landmarks etc and he was saying, "Yes, how

do you know that if you've never been here?"  A few minutes later we arrived and he couldn't

believe I'd done it without a sat-nav or in fact the map, as it was too dark to see it (I'd memorised

it, kind of).

Sat-navs and coaches arent always a good combination as they don't take into account the

largeness of the vehicle.

[rose2008-2008]

Hey i LOVE IT. Its funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!