Mrs Mighty Moistness was not amused!!!!!
mind you the postie was creasin' himself......
Ta muchly ya dafty 
I got my proper name
am I getting too old now ta be a daft moo? gawd, I hope not
You must be talking about twishy, ed, (ugly isn't she, you've heard of battered fish? and then I think she was poached as well!)
well it will be when she gets that parcel.
