I'm a silly coo.....

[captainbovine]

I was weeding in the garden today, and I slipped a bit on the border I was weeding.....

I has hurt my hoof that I had operated on in Dec. It hurts as if I've sprained my ankle....

I got told off by OH for doing too much...which is rich seeing he's just volunteered us both to walk someones dog for them while he is ill!!!!!!

[saasher2012]

I never said you were passed it, quite the opposite I have always said what a lovely pedigree coo you are! Is it not I who has come to your every need , I'm deeply wounded that you think I would be so rude as to say such a thing. Sob! Sob!!.

[captainbovine]

noooooooo don't be sobby....you said I would be murdered if I was over 18mths so I had to hide....ooops sowwy Sam, I've shoved me hoof in it again

yus, 'tis true, you look after me but I'm not impressed with #6 milking machine, blimey talk about latching on ....could you get that seen to please

[saasher2012]

So I did ! But that is the law & not one I like , which is why I went out of my way not to report you or give away your hiding place. It didn't mean you are past it only that!!!!!!!. No ! I won't say , you mustn't make me!!.
I think a Coo of your standing should be hand milked , I'll see what I can do!. lol.

[captainbovine]

oh absolutely Sam....now could ya find me a handsome man, with a hairy chest peeping our of his farm overalls...warm hands and a lovely calming voice? I'll be in that shed quicker than knife if ya can....

goes for a shower under that broken gutter to make myself presentable just in case....

[stan3502]

Either of these do you CB

[captainbovine]

errrmmmm.......no.....

nice offer though....can I keep the calf then?

[saasher2012]

You don't want beefcake CB, someone who cares about his cow rather than showing off in front of a camera, so I'll take them instead , er! Outa harms way so to speak LOL.& you keep the calf , milking problem solved!

[rose2008-2008]

LOl,LOL, Captain heee heeee,share one with me,,their nice. I wanted  a Quality street but forgotten about them now!!!. Hope your bit better lovely MOO!????.

[captainbovine]

Sam, share your "sweeties" with Rose now there's a good girl. You can have first pick though.

aaww thanks Rose, I'm off the hozzy tomorrow but me hoof isn't good......

[saasher2012]

Ok CB, Rose! Help yourself & enjoy!!. lol.

[saasher2012]

CB, let us all know how you got on at the Hozzy?

[rose2008-2008]

Yummy yummy thanks their really nice,,,,.. Hope you get on ok at the Hospital??.

[bitsnknots]

There you are Rose, you can have some of my Quality Street as well.  

How did it go at the hospital CB?

[rose2008-2008]

Thanks books ((()))xxxxxx

[bitsnknots]

You're welcome Rose.  xxxx

[captainbovine]

I could murder a large purple quality street right now, me chocklit denial is rapidly coming to an end hahahahahahaa

resist resist!!!

[bitsnknots]

Sorry CB, you've had my last purple Quality Street so I can't help you there.

[rose2008-2008]

Well you have done well CB,,,,and i have a purple one here among mine i was given kindly by a lovely person. your welcome to it if you cannot resist any longer??. i dont want to put you off your path though.