19-01-2015 7:41 PM
A Professor in Pennsylvania, Will Lassek, has said that women need curvy thighs, hips and buttocks to make their babies intelligent.
He said 'you need lots of fat to make a nervous system, and the fats in these areas are also enriched in a compound called DHA which is a particularly important component in the human brain.' Women lose this fat store during breast feding when it is needed for their baby's brain.
I was 7 and a half stone soaking wet when I fell pregnant and lost my baby fat very quickly.
SO THAT'S IT - RUNS ROUND ROOM WITH NIGHTDRESS OVER HEAD - IT WASN'T MY FAULT AFTER ALL THAT MY SON TURNED OUT AN EEJIT.
19-01-2015 7:46 PM
By that logic my 3 should be super duper intelligent
.................................... epic fail lol
19-01-2015 7:57 PM
If you didn't laugh Stan - you would cry wouldn't you?
It is always the mother's fault - for everything.
I'm coming back with a winkle.
19-01-2015 8:00 PM
LOL, whatever will they come up with next?!
Well, my big mum's useful for padding on hard coach seats!
And also for shutting my car door when all my hands are full!
19-01-2015 8:03 PM
@fishpieface wrote:LOL, whatever will they come up with next?!
Well, my big mum's useful for padding on hard coach seats!
And also for shutting my car door when all my hands are full!
Awwww your poor Mum , fancy using her as a cushion .................................... and a door slave ....................... lol
Funny typo though Fishy
19-01-2015 8:10 PM
LOL, that was a funny one wasn't it? Quite amusing picturing the scene of my mum, waggling her arms and legs
about, trying to get out from under my massive bum!
19-01-2015 8:11 PM
*coffs*...my children are as intelligent as me bum ratio...just saying
19-01-2015 8:19 PM
LOL! Love that whistling smiley. Looks like our youngest when he breaks wind, he whistles and says,
"weather's picking up"!
19-01-2015 8:30 PM
Speaking as someone with a catering-size set of mudflaps, it's a shame I never bred. I'm sure I'd give Steven Hawling's ma a run for her money.
19-01-2015 8:31 PM
Thank you Mouse - off to change Tena - tmi - wonderful
19-01-2015 8:32 PM
19-01-2015 8:59 PM
Thanks mouse >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wanders off to find screen wipes
19-01-2015 9:01 PM
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