ALL NEW Competition Thread...Last Post WINS ;-)

[naughty.tortie]

Well..... it couldnt be lost forever could it !

So its back... all singing, all dancing... no farting allowed...

May the dirtiest player win 😄




I am first... I WILL BE LAST

[peteryola]

( 00.44 last night ).

Got a few things done today, including we put the transfers onto Kenny's Hurricane model - all I need to do now is hang it up in his room next to the Spitfire.

[kame-hame]

Evening all.

Last on momma:

The courier service we were using had gotten very expensive, so we decided to see about finding a cheaper one! We checked out TNT Express, but we gave up on them when we were told their service was just dynamite!

[mommachips]

morning all...this thread is getting better:^O

[cke786]

Morning all.

On the back of Kame's bad joke, here's mine:

I came across a hen party last night and I thought to myself "My, don't they look plucky!"

[leoleoleo123]

Why did the jelly bean go to school?

To be a smartie.

[kame-hame]

Oh dear it's contagious 😮

[mommachips]

Lovely Keep it up folks....:^O

Night all

[peteryola]

( 00.54 last night )

A dentist was called as a witness in court; he had to swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

[leoleoleo123]

:^O

Trying to get tickets to see an Elvis tribute band, but when I phone it keeps saying press 1 for the money 2 for the show...

[mommachips]

😮 they are getting worse....

Morning all

[cke786]

Morning all

A man walked into a bar, and said OW!

[geranne28]

Larry was startled to see the nonchalant way Jason was taking the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man. “You said you loved her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?”
“I’m waiting.”
“Waiting for what?” asked Larry
“Waiting to catch her with a smaller feller.”

[mommachips]

What are you lot like :^O

Night all

[kame-hame]

Terrible ain't we.

Here's a bad one for y'all:

The other day, my brother asked me if there was anything good to watch at the cinema?  I said "No!"

Bet you thought there was going to be a joke there, sorry, it wasn't in the script!

[peteryola]

( 01.17 last night ).

Work: "Decision on Thursday"......

A brilliant doctor has developed a cure for Tourette's Syndrome.  He cannot market it yet as it is still undergoing trials, but he says it is so effective that he swears by it.

[mommachips]

Morning all...thats late Peter

[leoleoleo123]

Good morning....

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humpfrey.

[cke786]

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humpfrey.

Old, very old! 😞

3:58am last night for me, was testing some VHS I am going to sell.

[mommachips]

Night all..Only one joke today.....

[peteryola]

( 01.03 last night )

A brilliant doctor has discovered a cure for Alzheimer's but unfortunately he can't remember what it is.