May the 40th be with you...Love it,
Happy belated 40th birthday wishes Greg, Looks like you had an awesome day.......These will keep you quiet for a bit.
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A: Game of Clones Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side. Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side? A: In the Sith Grade. Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi? A: Because a Jedi must have patience. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you. Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together. Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots. Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight? A: A Sithy. Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such? A: At the Darth Maul, of course. Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A: With Ewokie Talkies Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A: A Sith-Kabob! Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee. Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber? A: Obi Wan Baloney. Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? A: Because he's always making new friends! Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee? A: Chewie! Q: What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? A: Wookieeleaks Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi? A: Obi-Juan Kenobi Q: What do Gungans put things in? A: Jar Jars. Q: Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday? A: He needed a bank clone! (Loan) Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? A: So it doesn't Hang Solow! Q: Why didn't Luke Skywalker cross the road? A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking. Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test? A: Do well, you will do! Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other? A: Star Wars Q: What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos? A: Obi-Juan Kenobi Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Argh2-D2 Q: Why does Leia wear buns on her head? A: In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting. Q: What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applase? A: A Hand Solo! Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb? A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit. Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair? A: The outside. Q: Who tries to be a Jedi? A: Obi-Wannabe Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? A: Darth Waiter Q: What do you call a female Mandalorian? A: A Womandalorian. Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss? A: Ouch. Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the South? A: Bubba Fett Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down? A: He stepped on Ant-hillies. Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties? A: A bow TIE. Q: Why is Han Solo a loner? A: Because he's solo. Q: Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? A: Pizza Hutt Q: Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula? A: To get to the other dementia. Q: Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant? A: Because they were serving Mon Calamari. Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes? A: To get to the other side. Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper? A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial. Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive? A: Two, but I don't know how they got in it. Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"? A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader. Q: Why did Yoda cross the road? A: Because the chickens Forced him to. Q: As a Disney character what song would Vader sing? A: "When You Wish Upon A Death Star". Q: Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? A: With a woo-key Q: Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam? A: In a Jar-Jar. Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on? Because they were too BOOT-iful! Q: What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name? A: "The" Q: Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow? A: Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere. Q: What is a jedi's favorite toy? A: A yo-yoda The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.
"He who Dares" in this game.
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